Thursday, September 16, 2004

MINI "BABY SHOWER"..
AaaaaH!....at last!...Baby Syaza got to sleep on the proper bed and Aman got to sleep on the bed with his wife!....all thanks to us!...hahahhahaa.... we decided to buy a playpen for lil Syaza!... got the info from Mama Rosma and got what she had always wanted!! yippee!!.... ;)



It's actually pretty kewl - a bed and a rocker if you want to lull the baby into sleep!....gooooodie!...i'd be buying this for my kid later!...it's sooo much more practical than buying a baby cot!....



Niways, baby Syaza is sooooo cute!...she def looked different from the first time we met her!.....BOY!...can a baby "change" a bit in juz 5 days!...


MRT DEATHS
It's getting a bit worrying. Listened to the radio and was informed abt how there were 5 deaths at the MRT rail-track within 2 months!.....errrrmm...that's a bit crazy isn't it??..was talking to dad earlier and he was soooo sure it's suicide... hmmmm...really, meh??..... if it's really suicide, don't you think that slitting your wrists and bleeding to death, is sooo much more better. Coz at least all your body parts are intact and you won't look that hideous on your funeral!.... Imagine the anguish your family have to go through, looking at your mashed face and body should you choose to commit suicide the "ugly" way..... oh well!!...i juz hope the relevant authorities will look into this matter and solve the "mystery" of these "fallen cases"....

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

MY BREST FRIEND...


WOW!!...was shopping around for a gift for Mama Rosma when we saw this!!.....hahahhaha....It's pretty amazing, really!.....if you breast-feed, you can rest your arms on this thing...haaaaa...the wonders of creativity!!! ;) but then hor, tell ya....baby stuff - crib, cot, specially-designed bag, etc, etc.... are all freakin expensive!!....how to have babies like tat?!....alamak!!.......


WAT TO WEAR?
I've got a wedding to go to this Sunday....a lunch banquet....but i dunno WAT TO WEAR?!!....alamak!!......can't decide yet......brrrr....brrrr....... need to buy prezzie too!.... WAT TO BUY?!!!.....

Monday, September 13, 2004

NO PAY?!!!....
WAT the FUCK!!....how can we have NO PAY?!.....I dun get it!!.....they jolly well do something abt it mann!!...... they dun want me to work is it?!......eeerrrruuuggghhh!!!!

Saturday, September 11, 2004

IT'S A GIRL!




RosmAman had at last given birth to a healthy baby girl!... for now, i'm calling her lil' Ms Snow White coz she's not given a name as yet... But she's soooo fair...sooo white and red!.... definitely took Aman's chromosomes in that area!...hahahhaa.... this baby a tad too early because it's too active inside!!....it kept kicking the momma that it actually burst the water bag!!.... after bursting it, she still didn't wanna come out. She was still playing and kicking around.. her momma didn't even get any contractions! and that's y Mama Rosma had to go thru C-section!...alamak, si lil Ms Snow White nie, soooo nakal!... ;D


Looking at them, gives me such a warm tingly feeling...like i wanna have a baby myself!! hahahhaa.... oh well..... we shall wait.... mentally, i'm not prepared....but i do have to take these in mind:
1. should consider having sex while being pregnant. As advised by Gems, this could help in opening up your cervix later...errrrmmm..... this would have to be seriously given a loadful of thoughts...coz i doubt i can go thru it...let along dearie!!.... *ouch! ouch!*
2. Never wear your contact lens when you're nearly bursting oredi (juz in case you forgot to bring it along when you're warded and all)
3. If you've wetted your panties, like real bad, pls go see a doctor ASAP!....

Friday, September 10, 2004

CONGRATS TO ROSMAMAN!
All went smoothly. Al-hamdulillah...

WE WISH YOU A SAFE DELIVERY, DEAR... DUN WORRY.. YOU CAN DO IT!.. ;D



But i dunno if I can.... brrr..brr.... i feel your pain, dear... and i'm freakin out!...i hope you're ok and be strong!! we'll see you tonite!
EXCITING DAY!
I'm still not over how exciting the day had been so far!!....RosmAman was leaking water-and she didn't even know it!...Her baby's unexpectedly due today!!....I'm now pretty excited, waiting for her good news of her delivery!... :D she's still in hospital..if her contractions aren't frequent, she should be in drip rite abt now...at the meantime, here's a few shots to capture those last minute moments before her new chapter of her life begins....


I hope I can be there tml if she's given birth tonite!!


SINGAPORE IDOL
Another "exciting" outcome of the SI tonite!!....As expected, Leandra would be in and unexpectedly, TAUFIK is in too!!...woooohoooo!!...both father and daughter were screaming and standing up, applauding him!!....we're both soooo freakin happy and delirious bcoz he got in to the top 10 or 11??....wateva!!....but at least my 50cents didn't go to waste!!..hehhehe... i'd like to think that my one and only vote count, affected the decision!...hehehehe.... *yeah! rite!*...but the biggest disappointment is definitely Jerry! JERRY?!...for goodness sake, his voice is really like someone constipating!....he frowned when he sings and it was too painful to hear and watch him sing!!.....but the highlight of the nite would have to be the wildcards choices!.... My favourite - Haizad's in again!...so girls, it's another nite of drooling!...... ermmm...maybe this time round, i'll lower down the volume??... ;)

Thursday, September 09, 2004

ANY MOMENT FROM NOW....

IT'S LEAKING! IT'S LEAKING!

REALITY TV!
Weeee!!...Survivor's coming back next week! New 18 castaways with the battle of the sexes format and there's a gay-looking, 22-yr old model (who still looks "gorgeous" by the way in the photos) and a sweet-looking, 21-yr old pre-law student to look out for! I hope this won't be a disappointing season!!..... But the "preview" of the place is pretty intimidating...


The 9th season of Survivor is set "in the remote waters of the South Pacific near the tumultuous 'Ring Of Fire,' a land of volcanoes and rituals where sorcery and black magic are a part of tribal life and the spirits of the dead are believed to have power over the living," according to the CBS network Web site. The islands' more than 80 islands are home to more than 100 languages and a diverse group of tribes and clans whose history includes cannibalism.



Also, Amazing Race 6 is coming sooon on AXN in October!...that's like rite after this current Amazing Race!!...wooohooo!!...i'm a reality TV junkie!!!.....so, girls, wanna date me, must make early appts and strike out those days which has my favourite shows on ok?!...hehehehe...as always... :D


And after next week, top 10 Singapore Idol will be on!!........i hope the standards are higher than now and the ones I see across the border!...and that I see my favourites in the top 10 as well!!....but for now, it looked pretty clear, who's gonna win this idol thingie...but we'll have to see more in the coming 2 wks!.... Will be rooting for Taufik and Leandra tonite!!... Go Guys!!

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

GIRLFRIENDS!
Reading Rosma's blog, it was truly a touching one indeed!......And indeed, it's a blessing to be surrounded with your lovely girlfriends whom we all know will definitely be there for you..even if they can't do anything, at the very least, their listening ears and sound advice helps.....


I really cannot imagine anyone not having any girlfriends (or maybe basically juz very good friends) who they can depend on... it's sad...really...coz at the end of the day, these good friends will be the ones to hopefully, carry you up, should you fall later in life. Coz we must all remember that husbands can stray but friends - they're for life!....


So my real, bestest girlfriends I could ever have, out there (you know who you are), you can count on me peepz!...i'll be here if you need me... i'm one hell-of-a bitching queen and hella-of-a girlfriend (if I may say so myself!)...hahahaha.. ;D
LOVE YOU GURLS!!!!......

BABY AD
I find this ad very disturbing..it's like looking at or envisioning Rosma's belly with her kid's feet trying to kick her like that!... very, very ewwwwwwww!!.....

Monday, September 06, 2004

Juz received these pictures from Yani when we went out to buy a prezzie for Mama Rosma!... ;)



FLOWER RIVALRY?
Last month: Someone's got a bouquet of flowers from the fiance for their anniversary
Last week: Someone else (person 2) got a bouquet of flowers from the fhusband for their anniversary
Today: Someone else (person 3) got a bouquet of flowers from the fiance for their anniversary


hmmmmm....can't help feeling that after the first one got her flowers, the second one went to tell the hubby tat she got flowers for her anniversary... the hubby gave in and send some flowers...then, the third one, go home and tell her "other half" abt these flowers so he had to go buy and send the flowers to the office too!!...hmmmmm....it's juz such a laff if this really is happening within themselves...coz then, these flowers, are juz to show off how "great" their other halves can be!?....like DUUUUUH!!.... soooo pathetic!!.... y do u need to do tat?..

Sunday, September 05, 2004

WEEKEND MANIA!
Kinda celebrated a belated bday with one and only bday mama Rosma yesterday!... ;) she came JUZ for the occasion, as if knowing our bday gifts would match her outfit!! That white bag, was from Izy and me while that charmed bracelet is courtesy from Nasty Naz! Rosma, lovely!.....juz oh-so-lovely!!....



The eye-look i stole... happy with the effect...though not obvious from this angle!!


Today however ain't that rosey!.... don't like the thought of having to "bubble" Rosma and Aman...it really is NOT on purpose...was supposed to go to a colleague's wedding...was all prepared to go...stole a look from Bride's mag yesterday...was very, very happy with me eyes, when after i'm all set and ready to go and dearie's on the way, the rain came down, heavily!!...couldn't get out and dearie got stuck juz abt 1km away from his house!!.... so, very the sorry Rosma!!...how was the wedding by the way??....haiz...i'm actually feeling "missing" going to a wedding!!..it's been such a long time since we got invited to a wedding....hahhaa.... but heck going to one in 2 wks time and my best friend's wedding at the end of the year!...two mths later, it's Ms Sinus' wedding...who else??...who else??.... wipppeee!!..this IS the time to be merry and get married, isn't it?! .... L.O.V.E.L.Y!!


So, after the rain, since we got no idea where to go, we decided to go to Mc Cafe at East Coast to sit down and talk cock....and THIS is wat I get after paying $4.20 for a dbl-choc frappe!!!...DARN it!!....

Full of ice!!......not much taste!!.......urrrrH!!.....



Friday, September 03, 2004

PISSED! PISSED!! FUCKING PISSED!!!......


Not sure whether to cry, scream or juz fuck the ppl who's made me this fucking MAD!!!..... FUCK YOU PPL who made that fucking, illogical decision!!..... FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!!
SINGAPORE IDOL - G2
Wat a DISAPPOINTMENT!!...... I was rooting for Haizad Imram before the show (purely because of his looks coz have never heard him sing!) and then..... haiz.... i went "huh?! huh?!" a few times when he was singing!!..... It was like listening to a "himbo" singing, with him NOT knowing what he's singing...and when he started talking....errrrrm.... never mind lah... ain't my "idol" no more.... but love his personality though... ;D


MUST-HAVES!!
I must have the white with pink buckle shoes...and concealer compact from Bobbi Brown!..

Thursday, September 02, 2004

THE WHINER!
Saw a big bar of eaten nougat sitting on a colleague's desk.
Whiner: Can I have some?
Colleague: Sure.
Whiner: (looking at the nougat) EEEeeee!!... why like slimy-slimy one??..with lots of saliva? (ya-di-da-di-da....she whines)
Colleague: I've eaten into it so did E......
Whiner: Eeeee!...You guys actually share it? Ok..i'll wait till it's drier with less saliva... (ya-di-da-di-da...)


Conclusion: That's not yours in the first place. You've got a choice to NOT eat it if you don't want to...Don't whine as if you owe my colleague a favour by eating it!......


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THE SELFISH, STINGY BITCH!
SB wasn't invited for lunch but came out for lunch nevertheless... We were at KFC. Reached there, complained that she don't eat oily stuff, how "too much" we are to choose KFC for lunch, ya-di-da-di-da...... After lunch, wanted to go to a supermarket but wanted to walk (note: under the hot sun with NO "real roads" leading to it bcoz of all the construction happening around) instead of taking a bus! AND expected us to follow walk too!!...... LIKE HALLLOOOO?!!...how fucking selfish can you be?!.... juz bcoz you don't want to part with your measly $0.63, don't think tat we wanna "suffer" with you too!!..... BITCH!!



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THE PLAYBOY WANNABE!
HIM: Hey, are you the MST here?
ME: errrrm....NO?....
HIM: Oh....you look like her
ME: (in my head - "Do I look 33 to you?!") errrrm....NOLAH!!...
HIM: Oooooh!!...i'm interested to be an MST...ya-di-da-da... (yeah! rite bro!..you juz told my friend a few days back, something else! HAH! Gotcha!!)
ME: *acts interested but NOT at all!*
HIM: What's your name?
ME: Emilia
HIM: errr... not Emilia Contessa rite? haha.. (lame bro! LAME!) I'm Y by the way.. *shakes hands*
ME: errmmm.....


Conclusion: DO NOT
1) try to "pick up a girl" at the canteen.
2) use such a LAME and OLD "Emilia Contessa" thingie
3) use the same tactic, making "small conversations" AND using the same script with a girl when you did so, on the girlfriend juz a few days before!... read: white lies may juz slip.... hehehe....

Monday, August 30, 2004

VIT-C DEFICIENT!
I think i am officially a vitamin C deficient kid!!.... I fall sick abt 2 wks after recovering from the last one!!..... Mom is nagging abt why i'm the only one who keeps falling sick... ya-di-da-di-da.... How am I supposed to know, mom?!..... But I used to fall sick coz of my ear infection every now and then....and actually, 2 wks ago was one of the first time, i fell sick after a loong, looooong while (all thanks to Yat's, *yes, Izy, your bf*, recommendation to see this doctor in Tampines for my ear infection)....


I think this one now, is because of my bf who was sick last week!!... must have gotten it from him.... or the weather who's been pretty "unkind" recently.... or maybe it's juz plain me! - Who simply refuse to...
1. drink loads of water
2. eat Vit C tablets
3. exercise
4. blah....blah...blah....


HEPI BDAY!!!......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAMA ROSMA!!!


Here's wishing you happy, happy years ahead, longevity and properity!! ;) ooooh!... not forgeting, an easy delivery and a healthy, chubby, cute baby!!!! counting the days to your delivery, girl!!... luv ya!!.... *mmmmmuuuuaaaacccksss!!!*

Friday, August 27, 2004

WAT A FOOL!!
Some ppl juz had to be loud not knowing that they are actually embarrassing themselves!! You think your side-kicks are excellent in their job?...think again!!...you think they go chasing us for this and that?...think again!.... you think that you guys are doing us a favour?...think again!!.... It's your fucking job to do whatever you have to do... everybody is also doing their job, everybody would like to have some sort of recognition, and things like that but HELL!... we'll compliment each other, when we feel like the other is doing a good job and have been working hard at it... u think we suka-suka give our praises is it?!....


You're such an ignorant fool if you seriously think that your guys are doing a bloody good job!...or is this juz another one of those ways for you to cover up yours and their asses?!... OH PLEASSSEEE!!..... u're hallucinating!!..... and it really disgusts me how you go around doing your job and covering your ass, Ms Jubo!!.....
SEAT FOR A PREGGIE LADY?
Was supposed to blog abt this yesterday morning..i forgot!...till i was on the MRT yesterday evening and reminded myself tat I WOULD blog abt this today!!....


Was on the MRT with Mama Rosma on Wed...and guess what??...she had to stand!...No one bothered to give her a seat!!....she's obviously pregnant and NOT fat!!!.....dumb asses!!.... How would you like it if you're pregnant, and NO one bothers to give you a seat?!..... Would you like it?.... Everybody's tired after a hard day at work...but think of the extra weight pregnant women have to carry with them, plus the same hard day at work that we all have to do?!...


I don't get it!!.....and the lady who finally gave Mama Rosma a seat, was alighting the next stop!!....bloody hell!!..... It's like, OK, the maybe the men don't get it, but the women?!.... remember, there's karma....


SINGAPORE IDOL
Hmmmm...the quality sucked big time....and really, the 3 winners yesterday, were clear winners!!..... I'm actually very surprised with how well David Yeo improved since the qualifying rounds... that Jeasse was VERY good!!...but she got the looks of being "arrogant"... Olinda, cannot deny her good voice but her character and presentation, not my type..i juz fee disconnected when she sings..


Oh well...we shall see...it's pretty interesting how it's easy for me (or us), to accept the American Idol, but readily criticise Singapore Idol for it's this and that!!... ooooh!!...how many of us actually vote in for the ones that we like (beside the idols wannabe and their own set of fans)???..... Who?! Who?! Not me lah...soooo freakin expensive siaK!!.... 50cents?!... and so far, none deserve my 50cents leh... maybe will start voting in top 10! ... hahahhaa...

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

BITCHING....BITCHIN'....
An email sent by a colleague complaining abt "someone":


the other day jubo* told me, that my unit, (read: Leen and I ) are both soft spoken people, never bang table to get anything, never push people to do something.... commented that we must do it to show others that we can do the job..??? or ... we need to get some part time EA who is an auntie and can do all the banging and pushing for us.... jubo said we cannot always employ nice ppl...... wonder... what business school jubo came from....



And, as Tee rightly pointed out that more or less explained everything ... read the key word in red!! ... These are the ugly Singaporeans ppl are talking about ... SAD ... very becoming of any auntie ... he he he ...


ha.....u know, some ppl, juz aren't considerate enuff to consider how others may feel as long as they get what they want...oh well!...this jubo, is juz another pain in the jubo!....i strongly believe that somewhere in this harsh and cruel life, there is still JUST... God is fair and ppl like that, will get their just deserts!!.....


*jubo is the name we affectionately call this person.. jubo translation: asshole!
TO HAVE OR NOT TO HAVE??
After abt a month of having a maid in the house, we all felt the same...while it's good to have her around the house, but it felt like there was no more privacy for us...


So, to have or not to have one??....someone's searching for a maid and mum tot of transferring her to them...but the problem is, what or how do we tell her that we don't need her anymore when she's been such a great help around the house?!....

Monday, August 23, 2004

random thoughts.


end of the day.


another fruitless day at work.


feeling soooo OUT of it.


drama-mama happenin'.


shit people around.


full of bull-shit!
GREEN RACOON!
Got this test from a friend...and it's sooooo right!! ;) Judge for yourself....



You are Green Raccoon, who is affectionate, and have womanly attraction wafting around.


You give an impression of a dreaming little girl, but unlike your outside impression, you are very cautious and do not easily let other people in your heart.


Characteristics of this type of people tend to be rather weak and simple.


You want to depend on others heavily. Therefore, you are good at reading people's character, and have clear preferences of people.


Although you tend to be a quiet person, you have intelligence, and once you are in action, you become very practical.


Your dreams are big, and you try to make it come true through your experiences. Your dream will be decided according to the circumstances you are born.


Raccoon people have kind hearts and are full of volunteer spirits. You take extreme good care of those people below your rank or those who are weak.


You are always enduring and show perseverance.


You are especially not afraid to face men.


You don't like to be alone, and therefore feel safe where there are lots of people.


By working and living in a group will improve you, and makes it possible to understanding yourself further, and be able to build up a better life.


Once married, you will do anything to help your husband, and can become a good housewife. But you may become little too demanding, so be careful.
SLWEEEEPY WEEKEND...
I cannot believe it's Monday oredi!!...back to work i am on this fresh, hot, Monday morning! The weekend was such a blur!...Slept till 10am on Sat, went out to breakfast with dearie...came back and slept again till 2.30pm!!.....went out with dearie after his classes....and came back, wash up and slept again from 11.30pm to 11.30am!!.....


On Sunday, dearie had to work and fell sick!!....so, we stayed in....and guess wat?!...slept again at abt 4pm till 6pm!!.....ate, watched some TV and slept again!! from 9pm till this morning!!...aaaahhh!!.........the beauty of sleeping!!......felt soooo fresh!...soooo energised this morning!!........though still yawning away, but at least, my aches from my run last Thursday, is all gone!!......another week, another round of training regime!!....wooopeee!!... ;)


SOOO NEAR, YET SOOO FAR...
That medal felt soooo near yet sooo far....caught both matches semi and bronze game live on TV. Felt soooo sad at Jiawei's lost....During the semis, she looked pretty composed but I guess her opponent was better for she seemed to have a lot of competitive spirit in her....with her "chu-chu-chi"...."chi-chu-ah".....who isn't intimidated??....even I felt irritated!!...soooo loud and noisy!!...goodness!!.... And then, during the bronze match, it was obvious she was distracted... she was also too hasty in making those shots.... aaaaaah.... that bronze medal as well as that promised $250,000, out of grasp...


Oh well!!.....but from this episode, it is apparent that sports could bring people together... My guess is, everyone felt very proud that she went for the semis... there is still HOPE in Singapore sports... we have to give her credit for making it this far, as well as those who had helped her reach this... You know, others can say that we "bought" them over...but think!... if she had stayed in China, I doubt she would have much opportunities as she had here... this is a win-win situation for all of us...she made us, or at least, me, proud... no doubts abt it....

Friday, August 20, 2004

SOLITAIRE
OMG!!....I'm falling in love....alll over again with CLAY AIKEN!!...am hearing his Solitaire song..getting the (good) chills hearing him sing!!.......i'm playing the song over and over again...aaaahhhhh Clay, Oh Clay, when u comin' to Singapore?!!.....


Speaking of which, it's such a pity not to have that Sadli?? guy (who's dad passed away recently) make it for the Singapore Idol..but truly respect his decision to fulfil his obligations as the head of the house, now that his dad's gone...a truly remarkable, sacrifice this guy makes!... if he's in, he would have been one of my favourites!...i have 3 favourites oredi!!....the half-negro girl (afro hair), the malay, bushy eye-brow guy (tat obnoxious-faced guy) and the Thai girl (well, i dunno the name but her name like thailand name like tat!).... these 3 are favourites!!...I hope tat the charges for voting, be it call or sms would be the same charges!!....if not...haiz...very sad.....
RELATIONSHIP(S)
Do opposites really attract? If it does, there must be a lot of compromise and understanding of each other, i reckon....


Why is the divorce rate increasing by the year? Came to a conclusion that it's because partners don't know much abt each other in the first place and found out too late... what are your partner's:
- likes and dislikes
- true character
- bad habits
- needs and wants
- vision of a happy family?
and the list goes on and on.... i can't say that I know dearie all soooo well.... in fact, after 5yrs, it's still a learning journey for the both of us.. But somehow, with all these differences we've had, we manage to somehow get accustomed to each others' ways.. reflecting on the marriage preparation course i just attended, there's soooo many things that I've yet to know from him..


so, don't take for granted that the relationship is "fertile" coz it never would be, till it's harvested..

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

BAD, BAD ATTITUDE!
It's juz freakin amazing how one can be soooo irresponsible and put the blame on someone else, when it's obviously his/her mistake!!......Others have entrusted you with their documents and stuff to settle but somehow, along the line, you lost or misplaced it and wouldn't take the blame for it!!....


It's also another wonder for me, how one, after a few yrs in the company, still do not know how things are run, tat there's an imbalance of workforce on Saturdays *well, obviously, someone's not been coming in on Saturdays!* and tat no one likes the way that one person, handle the work!.....You can't even manage your unit, consists of 2 staff, and you want to manage another unit?!........PuuUUh-leeeease!!.....dream on......


Why do I have to put up with all these shit at work?!....all these power hungry ppl, should juz *poof*! These is yet another saga at this place!!.......it used to be such a wonderful, friendly environment to work in....until.............

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

BELATED WWW PICTURE



Thanks A-Xin for the pictures!!..stole it from your web!..hahahaha.. ;) nice shots!!...plsssss bring the pictures along the next time we meet!!


PISSING.....
Someone's pisses me yesterday and after more bitching sessions with my kaki, there's only this to say to that someone -
"SMELL MY KENTOT, BITCH!!"

Monday, August 16, 2004

CONGRATULATIONS TO US!!



Would like to say my congrats to the 3 infamous couples - emiliAduka, Ms Sinus and partner, and Ms "The Girl came back with 1 tooth LESS" and partner!!...weeeeeee....!!!......we have juz finished the marriage preparation course yesterday and gotten our certs!!.... *dah bleh kawen! yeay! yeay!*...hahahhaa.....everybody in the Theatrette were in high spirits!!....highlight of the day:


1. Chairman: When you go up on stage, we'll call the guy's name. Pls remember to bring along your...errrr...."whatever it is"..on stage..... (how dare he!!)

2. Our female vocalist wasn't that vocal yesterday...maybe it's because of her red shoes?...it ain't a jennifer-hudson, girl! ;p
3. Mr Yellow slept during the sex topic!!.....the guys expected, he's a goner!...hahahha...but amazingly, he didn't sleep on the last topic...most likely, for fear of geting a scolding from the lecturer; who, by the way, is one hellaofa "story-teller"...soooooo boring!!......
4. SEX IS TO CELEBRATE NOT CELIBATE - quote of the day by Ustaz!! ;)


CELEBRATION!!

The drinks looked inviting??..errrrrmmmThink again...


After the whole thing, we decided to celebrate with food and sheesha!!....woooohooo!!...was soooo DARN excited going to this place...but sooo DAAARRNN disappointed with the service and food later!!......sooooo expensive and soooo little food!!...not enuff to fill, at least mine and dearie's stomach!!.......



The only exciting and fun "activity" there is the sheesha...The pictures above illustrates each of our skills in "smoking pot"!....hahaha.....click on the link below to see our fun-filled day!! ;)



Saturday, August 14, 2004

@ WORK..
Staring into space, can't wait for my time @ work to end..am bored "listening" to the stillness in the air, looking at the same faces - all act bz, juz trying to pass time...GOD!!....y do we have to work on a SATURDAY?!....


Another round of shopping, at Aussino (simply can't resist their freakinly nice-lookin' bedsheets and wat's more?..members get to enjoy 40% disc this weekend!) PLUS scouting for our Xena's belated prezzie!!...hope we can find it!!..... Really, Xena, why-oh-why do u have to choose a wallet, a leather one some more!! I'm lousy at finding for wallets!!


HOW TIME FLIES!!.....
*of course, this line is not meant for time spent @ work on Sats!*
It felt like yesterday tat RosmAman announce her pregnancy!...and she's oredi into her last trimester!... Soon, we'll be able to see Wati's and Aman's "creation"... ;) Very, very fat, chubby, active, comot baby girl!...hahhaha...all the characteristics that Wati's having..of course the fat and chubby's from the doc, himself!...


A few days ago, heard on the radio that Mak Jah, an ardent RIA listener have passed away..it felt like juz a few days ago, before the news, that i heard her on the radio, so lively and cheery - her usual self!....very sad, upon hearing the news of her death...it's like wat?...did i seriously think that she's gonna live forever, and ever?..hah!....oh well....she's like a celebrity on the radio, always calling in, but of course, not to the extent of irritation!....and she's always soooo cheery, always being teased abt her chickens and ducks at the kampong..(she stayed at a kampong in JB, u see)..haiz.....rest in peace, mak Jah...may Allah watch over your soul...


It's been abt a yr and a half that i've had my BA Mass Com cert!...but still not making full use of it!...where am i now?...still stuck at this place, doing the same freakin job and being paid peanuts!!.....aaaaaahh!!......it's soooooo depressing!!.....it's sooooo painful thinking of the time spent on getting this degree and the thought that the cert is not worthy afterall!.... *sob! sob!*...

Friday, August 13, 2004

SHOPPING!!.......
I couldn't believe we had missed out the "fun" at OG, Orchard Point!...You guys must have thought that we're laggards!!......darn!....anyways, me and da' Hot Mama, RosmAman, went for some shopping!.....bought my brushes, went in hunt for shoes, shoess!!......couldn't find any....we walked...and walked.......and I must say, tat 7-8mth pregnant lady sure has stamina and energy to be walking round town with that belly full of water and a baby!!......and a FAT baby at tat!!..hahahhaa.....


So, after an hr of "scouring" Taka, we went down to TCC for Wati to try out the dishes there...i shall leave it up to Wati to put up the "food" pictures she took..but I can't resist taking a picture of my drink!!....

tried their "Mighty Joe Young"...initially, it tasted like there's too much Banana or something..but after tat, it's actually, quite likeable!!..hahahaa....and it's got nice presentation...




After dinner, our luck changed for the better!....found Vivie shoes!!....wooooPeee!!....the ones in the mags, looked soooo freakin nice...but the ones at OG...errrrrmmm..but maybe they need to blend with OG's image??...maybe different outlets, different designs??.....hahahhaa...Got one shoe for myself and they've got Dorothy Perkins!.....annnnnd, got myself a $16 tube dress - a real bargain! and a 3/4 fitting pants at half price!!!...... coming out very high and happy siah!!...we vow to go again next mth!...they shld be having a sale coz it's their anniversary! ;D


But at the taxi stand, the stewpid taxi drivers simply do NOT wish to come in to the taxi stand!!..we waited at Specialist Centre....waited and fucking waited for a half fucking hr!!....and NONE came!!....went to Hotel Phoenix and waited outside...10mins later, Wati got a cab...i waited..fuck!...dial a cab!....a min later, 2 cabs passed!!.......by the third one, i hailed..got in and NEVER pick up my hired cab's call!!...chicken!!...hahhahaha....fuck lah!!.....i waited for like the past fucking hr, and never got one, and suddenly, after i called for one, i got it in like 5mins?!...nabey!.....and amidst the wait and the walk and the wind, i lost one of my newly bought, favourite ear-rings!!!!.....FUCK!....double FUCK!



Goodbye, other pair.... *sob! sob!*

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

SORE-THROAT....
My voice is missing!!....i'm like a minah rocker now...the wonders of the voice!!....i hate when i have a sore throat!..tat means i can't talk and sing!!.....the 2 most important components in my life!!!....brrrrr!!...and amazingly, i'll really feel like karaoke-ing or juz plain singing whenever i have sore-throat!!.....DARN!!......


EX & the CITY
Watched this episode yesterday and Kerri was questioning - why is it that we can never be friends with our ex(es)?.....hmmm...interesting....firstly, i don't have any ex(es), except for one!.....and i'm pretty good friends with him ie we can still talk civilly to each other... but wat happened to those "friends" whom i've met and hurt or be hurt?....where have they gone to??.....errrrrmmmm....... how many of us can say that we're really friends with our ex(es) and/or our baggages??....hell!...not me!!......if it's not for him who still wants us to be friends, i think we won't be good friends now....i supposed it's harder to accept an ex who had hurt us before than to accept an ex whom we hurt before.....oh well!!......this sex and the city serials has been driving me nuts abt all these questions on relationships!!....

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

I'm bored....my mind is in a haze!...really, really regretted coming to work today!....not in the best of mood to do any work!!.....so went bloghopping and got this funny, funny term... - tonation!... hmmmmm...i wonder....is there a meaning to tat?....acc to Microsoft words, it's meaningless.....but that someone have used that to describe the ringing tone when u dial someone on the hp!....wat a laff!.....


Mich said i'm so eeeeviilll!!...Why? simply bcoz i'm gonna cut off someone's picture!!....i dun wanna see HER in the picture....it's gonna be put in my album for heaven's sake!......neh...neh....i'd rather put it in the bin than to have HER picture in my album!... so there, Mich!....let me be the bitch for all i care!...didn't u notice - the camera did wonders to our faces except hers!!!!..it juz goes to show somethang, isn't it?!....boo-boo!!.....haaaiizzz...!!
SICK! SICK!...
ewwww...not feeling well at all!!....wanna go back...wanna go back.....why did i go to work in the first place?.....ewwww....ewww...!!......

Monday, August 09, 2004

THE GIRL WITH BUSHY EYE-BROWS WHO REFUSE TO SIT WITH US!

There was a time when this girl used to sit with us but yesterday, she simply refuses to do so juz because......we sit in front row!!...oh well!!.....we have conspired to write this tale abt her on me blog....and so, we asked why is she in denial?? We do not know....but one thing's for sure, she loveeeed our company coz she juz can't leave us after every break!....she waits, and waits till the very last minute before the lecture starts and then, she scoots off to her chair somewhere at the back, to sit alone, in her lil bubble....with no one to talk to, to joke around and to keep her awake the whole day....awwwwww...ani, ani.........kesian kau.... heheheeh.....


COMPLAINTS! COMPLAINTS!

Went for that second round of marriage prep course and the girls have arrowed a A-list hated, female vocalist in the group - Ms Jennifer-Hudson wannabe who speaks with a slang...picture this - read "exam-ple" with an "O" shape in your mouth as you end the word ie at "ple"...and pucker your lips....


and then, the guys have impressed us by bitching about Mr Yellow-shirt-AGAIN....he slept practically throughout the day, sleeping at different, unimaginable positions and suddenly "Wham! Bam!"....he gave the audience his participation...he said thru' the microphone "99.9% of the decision making, lies with the husband!"......nak kena tumbuk eh, bang?! I would think, amidst his sleep, he was suddenly given this wahyu or something!....the guys' betting that that'll be his one and ONE and ONLY participation for the entire course PLUS he's wearing that yellow-shirt again this Sunday....if he does, that yellow shirt is his official uniform for this course!....


And then, there's this Mr Late-Comer lecturer who was late last week (his excuse - "I normally take a stroll at East Coast Park on Sunday mornings...").....and yesterday, his excuse was "I was on the way back from JB after a talk and I got stuck in the jam for 2 hrs!"....note: his session is in the afternoon!.......like DUH!!....so wat?!...u expect us NOT to be late, mister!.....and you were LATE!!....if you're the student, that's fine!....but u're the lecturer!!.....tat goes to show sooo much of your interest on us! ;p


And after class, we wanted to go see the fireworks at esplanade!...we should have known better!!...got stuck in the freakin jam for an hour!! from ECP exit Rochor all the way to Raffles City!!....at last, decided NOT to go for it coz we were sure as hell, we won't be able to get a parking space ANYWHERE!..... blegh!!......but sempat to take pictures of ourselves on the way!... ;D





HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SINGAPORE!!
Yeah! A bit late, looking at the time...but better late than never!!...I'm gonna list down 3 things why I'm proud to be a Singaporean!


1. Has one of the most AMAZING fireworks put together EVERYTIME!!
2. It's pretty safe unlike our fellow neighbouring countries..
3. Our very interesting culture of queing, singlish and the ever kiasu ppl around town - I doubt you'll get these in other places!!


My or my!....39 yrs!!......all these building up the nation has given us all these wonderful sights, opportunities and wealth!......But of course, along with all these successes, it has made us kiasu ppl ie very inconsiderate for fear that you won't be the BEST here...only the BEST can go through the rat race, TOP!....and that's the only one thing I despise most Singaporeans for! They have forgotten to be considerate, to be courteous to others and be humble!.....


SINGAPORE IDOL
These are the nation's hopefuls - to be the first Singapore Idol!....watched it and was sooooo amazed at their amazing "thickness of their skin"! WOW!!......I think the most hilarious of the lot was the guy with no voice!...hahahahha...and he looked damn freaky sincere!!......followed by the guy who gets permission for his singing and wanting to move about!.....hahhahaa...and of course, you have the 2 idiots who were there to waste air-time!........Lemon Tree!..yah rite!...next William Hung wannabe!....Achieved that alrite!.....and then, the guy with that yellow underwear!.....eh-DUHH!.....go strip somewhere else!...u don't have a nice bod or a cute butt in the first place!!!......

Saturday, August 07, 2004

I CANNOT BELIEVE!...


It's Saturday oredi!!.......and at the end of it some more!!.....tomorrow, another wedding prep course to attend and on Monday, is the nation's bday, and BACK to work on Tuesday!!.......it feels like such a looooong weekend ahead just yesterday but today, the time seemed sooooo short!!.....oh well!!.....we'll just make do with the time given!


The two idiots on the express lane at Carrefoure!....who the fuck do they think they are huh?...arseholes!!.....it's supposed to be an express lane!....10 items BELOW stated sooooo clearly, in bold on top of the cashiers' heads!!....are they blind or they just don't care?!!....fuck these ppl!...they had like 20 over items totaling $123.55!!!....the cashiers shld be given the "right" to tell them off and make them queue up on another lane!!.........the cashier looked pissed, alrite!.....nabey!!.....i was oh-sooooo on the verge of telling them off!!...but they got their just deserts when the lady tried to reverse her trolley and in the process knocked her head on a board that had a poster in it..(can imagine what i'm describing here??)...


I'm hooked on Sex and the City!!.....the scriptwriters marvelous!!!......the lines are freakin witty and just hilarious!!....it's not all sex!!....well, it is!...hahhahaa...but it's errrmmmm.....witty sex talk and some lessons to learn abt relationships....and yup!....kerri's always right!..haahahaa...and the 4 girls combined, it just gives different perspectives on sex and relationships! ;) LOVE 'EM!

Friday, August 06, 2004

TCC!!



Met up with my 2 girls, yesterday to TCC - AGAIN!...hahahahhaa..... ;) 2 days in a row!....i'm NOT hooked, but juz helping Tee to make use of his coupons!!....anyways, on Wednesday, went shopping and couldn't help but buy, buy and buy stuffs!!...I SHOULD STOP myself!!! :(!...... a new bag, 2 new quilt covers, 2 pairs of new ear-rings, a pair of shoes!! ooooh!...and we saw this Hulk Hogan look-alike!...it's NOT hulk hogan - i know!....been watching wrestling since dunno when!...but he sure as hell looked like a wrestler with that freakin huge built!....should have just taken a picture with him rite??.....hehheh...


Yesterday, went to Holland V and wat a HAPPENING place?!!....it's been a while since i've last been there and freak ass!! - sooooo lively at nite!!.....i loike!!...but too bad i didn't bring my camera!!...brrrr!!...brrr!!.....freaky shit!!....haiyah!!...was just "berangan-ing" to take a picture of Pei fetching me in her BM!!....aiyah!!....first time sit in BMW must be jakun, k?!....hahahhahaa......next time, ah Pei....and next time, no excuses not fetching me at work hor!....u know the way oredi!!...hehehehe.....


I'd specially like to thank LINI, one of the waitress working at TCC for being such a wonderful and friendly waitress!!...keep up the good work, girl!!

Thursday, August 05, 2004

BACK FROM A DE-STRESS!!!
i'm back to the office after a de-stress session with da' "kuniang" and weileen!.....but aiyah...dun feel like story-telling coz no pictures!!.....forgot to bring my camera!!...aaaarggh!!....boring!!.......


but had great fun shopping and eating and relaxing, yesterday!!! ;)

Monday, August 02, 2004

TUMBLING TREES!
Went to work and the road was blocked on the other side because of a fallen tree!...it covered all 3 lanes and it's pretty freakin scary!!..... Why are the trees falling?...one after another you'll hear about roads blocked by fallen trees...y eh???.....


AKU MELAYU!
A "poem" done by an anonymous writer....very the pedas!!...for my Malay friends only.... ;)


Aku Melayu?
Mak aku kasi nama Ayu , aku rasa malu
Aku tukar jadi Tasya sebab, lebih glamour
Tak macam Ayu nama Melayu, aku tak sebulu


Aku Melayu?
Cakap aku pakai; I-you, I-you
Saya-Awak, macam kampung gitu
Sori, not for me, I tak mahu
Kalau you hendak, up to you


Aku Melayu?
Makan dengan tangan gelilah
I suka pakai sudu garpu
Dekat rumah bolehlah
Tapi kalau kat restoran, malu
Nanti semua orang tengok aku
Silap-silap diaorang kata, I ni, gelojoh you


Aku Melayu?
Orang Melayu, mata cokelat gelap
I suka mata biru , I pakai kontak lens
Sekarang mata I dah jadi biru
Otak I pun terikut, ada sikit blue
Kalau ada orang ajak, anytime I mau


Aku Melayu?
Of course!, I'm a Melayu.
I masih makan belacan
Walaupun I prefer keju
I masih pakai kain sarong
Walaupun I prefer tak pakai baju
I masih sambut Hari Raya
(But that's because I don't know what else to do!)
Sekali lagi, I nak kasi you all tahu I ni masih Melayu
Tapi bukan sebarang Melayu


MELAYU BARU!

Sunday, August 01, 2004

A TIRING and FULL WEEKEND!



Wat a weekend!....The weekend started with Friday's kenduri for late grandpa's 7th day of his passing... After the kenduri, food was served a truly Javanese way...the nasi ambeng with loads of dishes on top of the rice!...too bad, i didn't have the cam with me!...would have taken a shot of the food!....


And then, had BBQ last nite with freakily gooood food!!.....Future MIL's chicken percik is wonderful to the max! :) love, love lurrrrrve the CHICKEN!!...we went back only at abt 12am!!...and this morning, had to wake up freakin early to go for our wedding course!...GOSH!..and the freakin alarm didn't go off on the time that i had set!....bloody hell!...woke up late, and had to freakin rush ourselves!!...luckily, managed to be on time!...brrrrr.......but i have to say, i enjoyed the lessons taught though both the lecturers today are quite a "SLEEP-MAKER"!!..really made us wanna sleep!!...aduka and saharil (did i get your spelling rite?..hahha) slept abt half the day i think!....at least i was pretty fresh the first part of the morning, unlike after tat wonderful lunch they serve (or well, at least we don't get packet lunch!...heheh..), I konked out!....dozing off 3/4 of the time!...couldn't understand all the technicalities, surahs and wat nots have you.....waaaaaah!....but a few highlights to share nonetheless with my Muslim brothers and sisters......


1. Ladies, remember that washing, cooking and ironing are NOT our responsibilities. Guys, be thankful that we want to do this for you!....You marry us and not a MAID!...
2. Ladies, do look good for your hubby and NOT for OTHERS!...btw, just to be bitchy here...there's this lady who was pretty worked up when the guys wrote down that keeping in shape and be fit is a wife's responsibility..she wrote "perut mesti maintain - no belly please" with a red star and underlined....errrrm...the irony is - look at yourself first, sista!!... ;)
3. Guys, mas kahwin is a WAJIB in Islam..a gift for your wife..also to take note that wateva wealth she brings into the unionship, you are not allowed to take them away from her or watsoever! But you are still required to give nafkah, even though you may not afford it later, eg if you're out of job...give wat you can afford eg you may have to part with that beloved bike, or wateva other assets that can be liquified ie wat God has given you..as the saying goes, quoted by Yana - "Your $$, our $$, my $$, my $$"!... ;)


There's a few others...lazy for me to go take out the book..but these are just the few ones which I find pretty amusing...will share more coz there's 2 more Sundays to go!! .....

Friday, July 30, 2004

I'm lost....depressed...
I dunno what i wanna do in my life.
I'm worried for my future.
I'm searching for something.
But I dunno what exactly.
God, pls help me find that something..
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That person is NOT leaving for good!!.....Why??!!....how long do you wanna stay here? It's such a depressing thought having you stay here for ... ??? UUUGGGHH!!...... Why on earth were you asked to "stay" and work closely together with us?!.....fuck ass!!... Spoilt my day, mann yesterday!....
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Should I stay?
or Should I go?
I'm scared at the thought of leaving w/o a job.
But it's soooo tempting than being stuck here.
I'm stuck, with nowhere to go!
I need the dough to "supplement" me with wedding savings and stuffs.
But don't like the tot of going to work with nothing new to learn and do!
Soooooo unsatisfaying!!
So, should I stay?
Or should I just go?

Thursday, July 29, 2004

I'M BORED!!!
IKEA's having a sale from 30 Jul to 22 Aug and I'm having freakily funny ideas to do up my room!!!......i think i need to "grow up"!....those who've been to my room would know what I'm talking abt!....hahahhaa.....but can't help it lah...me like those stuffs in my room!!....

 
But one thing's for sure - I wanna take down me cupboard!!!!......it's tooo small!!....i wanna dump EVERYTHING in there so the exterior don't look messy!...hahahaha...but seriously! - I think my room need a new coat of paint, a new set of furniture or maybe a lil chg in arrangement!!.....MUST head down to IKEA!!!.......

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

ANUGERAH 04
It proved to be quite a nite!......it seemed that ALL except one had amazing singing talent hidden beneath but from all the performances, there's only lacking of ONE important thing - PERSONALITY!..... 


But one thing I must say that we are NOT ready to embark into the AI's spirit of democracy!...Here, it's all about popularity. Just look at Rashidah's votes - I think she did a wonderful job last nite but her votes were low....and this is most likely because of Nuradee's damaging standing ovation for her worst performance of the competition!....and then, we found out that she is actually his student!!....that's why I think ppl were not ready to accept that AND her with "open arms" no matter how good she had performed after that. That's too bad lah...

 
If any Suria personnel is reading this, I'm suggesting these for the coming Anugerah:
1. Anugerah to be held 2yrs once - population too little to carve talents yearly
2. No more votes for contestants unless it's main objective is to find IDOLS! Too many "feelings" put in voting contestant OUT or IN!
3. Audience to VOTE FOR the written songs category - ultimately, audience have to like the song to accept it in the radio waves and in turn making the singers popular and so forth!
4. Also, can consider getting previous Anugerah winners from the host category eg Nadia Fazlini, Azam, Marina, Siti Zurariyah, etc.... to host the show to "really" bring in this "Anugerah" feeling to the show - there's no point in having sooooo many Anugerah's but the talents are not used in such shows!
5. Elaborating on the above, even the "guest singers" for the nite should come from previous Anugerah winners/contestants singing alone, or with the contestants - contestants get more "recognition" and another way to "showcase" his/her talent..

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

MOVIE NITE - SISTERS!
 
 
Based on RosmAmaN's recommendations and the fact that Supersize Me is ONLY available at Great World at 9.30pm! *sheesh!*, we went ahead to book tickets for Sisters. And WHAT a freak ass, stressful movie that was!!....to think that a 105mins movie felt like a 200-minute movie!!.......But at the end of the show, we kinda enjoyed it especially when our kuniang friend, *noneother than Tee* kept covering his freaking face with our popcorn bag!!.....That was soooo freakin hilarious!.....Me and Weileen will never forget our first movie "date" Tee!!!...hahahhahaa....shall we watch another one, of the same kind again?!...hahahhahaa.....

 
Also, bought a new bag for myself!.....very ME i must say!!.....actually, i wanted a kimono bag but it was too small for me size and when I saw this *the above first pic*, i immediately went for it!....Plus!, it matches my tissue holder-cum- wallet!... love it!!.....saved enuff later, I'll buy the bigger kimono bag which will suit me better!....Hah!

Monday, July 26, 2004

KUDOS to Ms NASTY!

My new, pretty shoes, which I'm never gonna wear again coz it gave me blisters and left a real, nasty ache on my heels!

 
I really wonder how on earth she manage to strut around Orchard with high heels!!....it's sooo freakin painful strutting around with my newly bought pair of shoes!!!.....My feet simply "gave way", i can't walk properly....i put on abt 4 plasters in less than an hr and had to spend the whole day juz sitting and talking instead of walking around, showing off my shoes!...hah!!.....KUDOS to you, dear Nazlin!......tell me, if you wanna buy my this pair of pink shoes!.....i ain't wearing it no more!!! :p

Saturday, July 24, 2004

Al-hamdulillah....everything went smoothly yesterday for my beloved grandfather's funeral..He passed away pretty peacefully, in his sleep, just like my late grandmother. Somehow, it gave me a sense of relief with his passing away because I felt his suffering - dealing with his pneumonia and being bed-ridden. Anyway, he has lived to a ripe, full age, at 106yrs old!....And being able to see his first great grandson. Rest in Peace, dear Tok...our prayers are with you...
 
 
A good "internet" friend got married yesterday....very sorry dear, wasn't able to make it for your wedding!....but do keep in touch even though you'll be pretty far away, soooon! ;-)

Thursday, July 22, 2004

IT'S A HOAX!!!


 
Bloody peepz who spread the news abt his death!!......it's sooooo "inhuman" to do tat!...they forget that he's got feelings is it?!...ARSES!!...and yes, RosmAmaN i'm deeply affected with the news coz i juz don't think it was rite!!....hahahhaha...but he's NOT my dream guy, k?!!....My dearie is!...and CLAY and Anuar are my IDOLS!!! :Þ

 
Today is such a shitty, tiring day at work!!.....no work but sooo many problems!!!....so, basically, our work has been solving problem after problem instead of doing our work!!......damn!!.....anyways, my dear Xena friend, thought that she's a real Xena...she's limping now and only NOW is she going for an X-ray!!...like I said, Pei - "a Xena ain't a Xena without her boots on, yah?!"....get well dear!...and we'll go out and celebrate that bday of yours!!!.....and dun forget to thank your daddy for that big toe? you're having, for your bday!!... :D

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

ANY MATE FOR MR SCRUBS, ANYONE?

 
 
Awww...poor Mr Scrubs - soooo alone! soooo in NEED of a "wham! bham!"...anyone has a Ms Scrubs to offer?...Mich, no matter what playground you build for him, it won't be enuff lah..like you say so yourself! - "he's lonely....he has got his needs!! WAHAHA!"
Monday, July 19, 2004
American Idol's William Hung
Found Dead of Heroin Overdose

7/13/2004 - Robert Krupto


Las Vegas, NV - Kitschy American Idol Star William Hung, famous for his botching of Ricky  Martin's "She Bangs," was found dead yesterday, apparently of an intentional heroin overdose. The announcement of his death sent shockwaves to the tens of people who still found him funny.
 

Ironically, Mr. Hung was found by a VH1 camera crew sent to begin filing "William Hung: Behind the 'Music.' Viacom immediately decided to rename the special: "William Hung: fifteen minutes till death."


Friends of Mr. Hung say he had become despondent in recent days. "I don't know, it's just so sad," said Ming Tse, one of Hung's former classmates at Stanford, "I heard him the other day on Snotbubble's Morning Madhouse; he kept trying to make William say things like 'me so horny' and 'hey sailor' while playing the sound of a bomb falling. I just know William was hurting inside when Snotbubble got him to say, 'you wanna some-e egg foo young-e.' It was so sad. I just think he was tired of the commercialization of it all."


Other friends, who had lost contact with him in recent weeks, feared he was becoming too
"Hollywood." "I'm not surprised he was on heroin," said Hung's engineering cohort Melvin
Samples, "I mean just two months ago we were out at our usual corner table at Smitty's, and
William actually went and talked to some girls. The next thing I know he's doing shots with some hipster guys; they were calling him 'Long Duck Dong' and making him say 'au-to-mo-bile.' From what I hear, it's not a long leap from that to heroin addiction."


Stanford's hippy population immediately misconstrued the situation and adopted Hung's death as a pet cause. "He was a victim of the corporate greed-machine, just like Kurt [Cobain] and Eddie [Vedder, who is actually still alive]," said one dreadlocked mourner outside the engineering department at Stanford University, where a makeshift memorial had been set up," he just wanted to sing, and Fox decided to turn him into this joke, man, this fucking joke. They just ate him up and spit him out. Fucking Bill O'Reily. I think it's because he was against the war." The last comment is apparently in reference to the fact that Hung once answered "no,
thank you" when asked whether he was "for or against the war in Iraq."


The Las Vegas police released part of his suicide note. It read, "I have no reason of living . . . my art which is my importance to the best everybody laugh to . . . I make end here . . . goodbye world of cruel."


Although Hung's immediate family disowned him seconds after his appearance on American  Idol, it is believed he has an aunt in Toledo, Ohio who will take care of funeral arrangements.
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Sad isn't it if this is true?....how could his family disown him just because he entered American Idol? Why is it that he's being made fun of over and over again? I tot tat he's passe and everyone will get over him oredi by now!.....hmmmmm.....but if this is NOT true, then, it IS a sick, cruel JOKE!.......


Monday, July 19, 2004

DRESS TO INFLUENCE!
 
Went to NUSS Guild Hse for the workshop and headed down to Pizza Hut to eat before "splurging" on this pair of really funky-looking-nazlin pair of shoes! 
   
I'm a romantic cum classic when it comes to personality!!...hahahah!!...choose one of these personality to dressing up!
1. The Dramatic - quite a "drama" queen; very confident and goes for a high fashion look.
2. The Romantic - loves people and anything pretty ; has a fetish of shoes and wiggles when she walks, giggles when she talks.
3.  The Classic - softly sophisticated and non-attention speaking; quality consicous ; avoids impulse buys; prefers structured suits and dislikes fuss and frills.
4. The Natural - girl-next-door; relaxed and friendly; most comfortable in jeans and T-shirts  
So which is you?!....pretty much all of us - Tee, Weileen, Fahma and myself are romantics!..like the trainer say - birds of a feather, flock together!.....hahhahahaha....OOOooH!..also, remember to wear all the right colours for yourself to look gooood! There's only 2 group of colours -
1. Warm colours - yellow based colours (darkest colour being brown; lightest being beige)
2. Cool colours - blue based colours (darkest colour being black; lightest being white)
So, when choosing the colours to match your clothings, make sure that all clothings are from the same based colours - warm or cool! ;) 
   
Niways, really lurrrrve the new shoes I bought for myself! Dearie went a bit nuts seeing it! (as expected and that's where my classic side comes in! My purchase is influenced by him!brrrrr....) It's juz tooooo funky and outrageous for me!..hahahhaa....but i'm pretty much sure Ms Nasty Naz will love it, rite Naz?!...hehehehehe.....

Saturday, July 17, 2004

I'm sorry that I was late..i'm sorry that you had to wait....i'm sorry that I got you pissed yesterday....And i'm sorry that you're still pissed this morning (or you seemed to be, anyway...) Not sure how we'll go from here onwards...I hope it wouldn't spoil our weekend coz it's tooo short a weekend to spend it being angry with each other.......i'm sorry, dear...............

Thursday, July 15, 2004

ACHING....ACHING...
I'm having the aches all over!...brrrr!!....i think i may be coming down with the flu or something..DARN TEE for spreading it to me!!....shucks!...but maybe it's also bcoz of the fact that I was laffing hysterically at someone earlier *must be retribution!! for laffing my head off at someone!!*...i think, i may have been laffing non-stop for the last 15mins of my lunch break!!....oooooh!!..tat was freakin hilarious i tell ya!...too bad I can't share the "joke" online!!....anyways, here's some evergreen pictures (who still makes me smile no matter how many times I've seen it!) to hopefully, cheer up your day! :)





Thanks RosmAmaN for these pictures!

CHIMERA
I'm lurrrrvinggg this show more and more!....I watched it last nite on AXN (TCS 5 is sooooo slow - by a season!! can faster or not? AXN going on to CSI Miami Part 2 liaoz!!).. Did you guys know that it is possible to have 2 DNAs in a person?!..it's related to this mythical being called Chimera - a mix of lion, goat and snake. it's sooooo scary when you come to think of it coz one may juz abuse this somewhat unique condition!....



This is the Chimera.


Wat they showed was how this guy used his condition to rape and kill his victims!...Somehow the CSI team could not connect him to the case as his DNA do not match the sperm found on the victim. His second victim identified him and was certain it was him but evidence did not prove him guilty so, they had to let him go and a few days later, this victim was raped again and killed!...only after examining him the second time round, did this oh-so-genius HEAD of CSI found out about his unique condition..Anyways, watch AXN on it's next rerun of this episode (Sunday, 1200)!..very intriguing!!!.....

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

GYM-ME A SCREAM!!!



My ears nearly burst hearing the girls in the court scream their lungs out, cheering for their school mates!!....quoted by my colleague - "gymnastics is really a lil' girl's game"!!....boy they can really scream!!!....and it's juz sooo amazing, looking at these small-bodied girls doing their "stuff" - bending their bodies and somersaulting in the air!!...it's juz soooooo.....amazing!! i would lurrrrve to try to do the balance beam - which, would have my knees feeling weak and wobbly and the vault - which would jiggle my fats and have the mat mooooving with every jump I take!...but then, again, i don't think i wanna trade in my huggable body with theirs!... wat would my dearie be hugging then?! :D

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

TO GIVE OR NOT TO GIVE?!
Well, my "dear" colleague's leaving and we're supposed to chip in $3 each for a present...Tee asked me this "so emilia are you gonnna give???"....and I tot DuuuHH!!...why not?!...charity lah....charity lah...and this is what he has to say:


"After all those nasty things XX had done to you ... oh you really have a BIG heart lor ... $3 can buy you a good meal you know ... and in some country you can even feed a child for a week ... don't think XX will appreciate lor ... and guess what ... XX leaving does not mark the end of XX you know ... XX will still be in your face and still getting on your nerve ... ... ... imagine XX call you up demanding for services ... ha ha ha ... XX will really piss ppl off man!!"



and in his next email:


"Well ... for the record I didn't bother ... I would rather feed a child for a week! To think that everytime XX walk pass me as thou I'm invisible just super piss me lor .. hate those ppl who thinks so highly of themselves and only relate themselves to ppl of simialr level or higher ... chey! It's good riddence to bad rubbish ..."



hahahaha..this is why it's soooo nice to have someone to bitch with everyday!...it juz keeps you sane, dealing with all these unwanted rubbish day in and day out....what would I do without you, Tee?!!!.....hahahhahaa

Monday, July 12, 2004

SEX AND THE CITY!
Love this show!!.....i'm hooked!!.....anyone have the show on hand?!!....it's soooo freakin farny!!...why isn't it shown on TCS5?....alamak!...dun understand!!..soooo educational and sooo entertaining!!.. :D
BABI PUKI's FACE!
Dearie sure have a way to handle the above-mentioned customer!!....I kept laughing my head off everytime i read his SMS...he rarely "blow up" to the extent of calling another that!!..anyways, this bitch, really deserved to be call that!!....she was sooooo bloody rude to dearie which I simply cannot tolerate!!......I would have given her a smack in da face had I been her neighbour or something!!.....she thinks he's a what?! - your dog or your son whom you can yell and scream at?!....and wat the fuck is wrong with putting his things on your bench?!...guess what she asked dearie? - "Don't your workplace teach you not to put your stuff on a customer's furniture?"...fuck You!!...the nerve of some ppl!!....like chef wan say "I'm still human, not some second class grade citizen!".


She's just deranged i'm telling ya!....she wouldn't let dearie out and he swore that if she kept him in there, he'd call the police!!...she die-die wanna talk to the freakin GM whom she didn't get to talk to of course!....told dearie in the face that she don't like his attitude!...Hallloooo!!!....take a good look at your babi puki's face first!!....waaaah!!..all these, dearie took it in his stride....he told her off in his "sweet face" - this is wat you call "service with a smile, with a hidden vengence!"....I think she can't get over the fact that dearie could still smile, and answer her politely without a flinch of rudeness but a LOT of sarcasm!!...hahahhaha....tell that to her fucking face, my dear!....


Hah!!....these ppl!!...they juz don't get it!!...if you're in a baaaad mood, go fucked up somewhere else and don't vent it out on someone whom you don't even fucking know!...be ashamed of yourself!..how would you like it if someone were to fuck your face up there and then?!...we know u're the customer, but you don't have every fucking right to put down our dignity like that!..
STRAIGHT, FLAT & SHORT!!
Just went for a rebond during the weekend..and urrrghh!!...hate my flat hair now but lurrrrve the pampering that my hair receives on that day!..how can dun like?!...two ppl fussing over me!!.. :D



ooooh!...my long, "beautiful", straight hair, after it's ironed; before THA cut!...


But now, kinda regretted asking the lady to snip off 3 inches of my hair!!..boooo-hooo!!!.....now, it's freakin short!...i nearly cried at the saloon looking at the length of my hair and thinking back at my sheer stupidity!!...brrrrrr!!....want my hair baaaackkkk!!!......so u guys, won't be seeing pictures of me, (if I can help it), for a month - till my hair grows out of this flat state it's in!!!...


SECOND AWARD WINNING LETTER
Got my second award winning letter today!....can't believe how much one need and/or could say when penning one's thoughts and when one is leaving!!..it's like - "look here! I've got "tons" of life-experiences moments to share with you guys!..sit up and LISTEN!" Well, i think you should listen to yourself go on and on giving us these "principles" as you call it, and reflect it on yourself!!.....

Thursday, July 08, 2004

WILD MEH???

I'm back from a break!!....enjoyed my time with the girls the yesterday but ain't enjoying the supposed wild water theme park!!.....The only wild thing abt yesterday was US!!....hahhahaha..had a "wild" time in water, taking zany pictures and all!!.....


Maybe it's juz us!....coz there were Qs on popular rides...we only ended up trying Ular-lah ride...zig-zagging down on a boat..the only "thrill" was the drop but after less than 1m down, we went like "da-di-da-di-da".....


And at nite, being our greedy selves bought lots of junkies to munch on..watched Amazing Race and it was sooooo good having that adrenaline rush watching the show!!..After which, we watched our rented DVD - The Scorpion King, (coz I got "How to lose a guy in 10 Days" and "10 things I hate about You" mixed up!!)...brrrrr!!.....and watched it...and me, being my sleepy self, slept a quarter past the movie!!....


We woke up pretty late today..check out time 10.30am...we woke up abt 9.30am!! with Xinyi telling us about her "nitemare"!!.......DUUUUH!!!.......hahahhahaa.....luckily it didn't rain yesterday but it sure rained the whole of today!!......


So, guys, overall, canlah....go for the fun of it...and not expect tooo much...me and dearie will go one day juz for fun...coz the "Shiok River" is really a "lazy pool" for me!...can juz rest there and laze and "sun tan"...too bad i didn't go any darker than I wanted to!!.....hmmm..maybe should go to the beach one day to get tanned!!....

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

You're a Manager
An analysis of me through choosing the colours that I most like and least like...


Your thoughts are about constructing something new. You are constantly looking at past experiences to see what was of value. Then you tell everyone what actions need to be taken or avoided.


The passionate you is charismatic, dedicated, affectionate-and big on hugs. You boldly dissociate from your expectations to see the truth of a situation. You get things done without ruffling feathers.
The centered you can see how to direct your life toward a greater inner peace. You are able to discern exactly what you need. When all is quiet within you recognize just what you want.
The emotional you needs to feel grounded. Reality can be disappointing. Accept each situation's truth and each person's motivation before you act. Ensure that your empowering determination is focused on agendas that can be accomplished.


Quiz anyone???
THE CASTRATION OF A LIL BLACK DOG
She is castrating her lil black dog!...or maybe, by now, has been castrated oredi!...poor thing!! According to owner, it is socially responsible to do so bcoz it may juz go rape other dogs!...As it is, it has tried to rape her legs!!..*hmmmmm*...And she found some transparent, slimy liquid some where at home and suspected that it's her dog's sperms... (well, for all we know, it may be her husband's!..hahahaha *courtesy of dearie*)


Another person told us that this is juz one of those periods where the dog have this urges or something after which, it will go away, well, true or not, me not sure...but me and dearie are totally against the idea of castrating it!..it juz isn't fair to the poor dog!..if humans have "needs" so would any other animals..why not her dog?!...juz let it "rape" some soft toy or something lah!...and when you bring it out, put on a leash!..If one day, ur husband decides to "rape" you every other nite, would you castrate it too?!......and I won't be surprise if your dog decides to end its life thru' suicidal..one dog is enuff!...if this dog does it, you and your husband should juz stop having pets at home!!..


THE CASE OF THE "TOUCHED" SEX TOYS!
A lady owner of a lot of sex toys (and I ain't kidding about a lot of it!), wants to secure her sex toys!!...she complained that someone is playing with it because she found sperm on a few of them!.... *hmmmmmm*... According to my source, she is freaky abt her security system..her locks are double, she's got "back-ups" on her security box..and all!..and now, she wants this security system for her sex toys!!.. ain't tat freaky!!...

Monday, July 05, 2004

WWW!!!....HERE WE COME!!...
weeeeee!!...the three girlies are going for a wet, wild fun!!....errrrrm..hopefully!... :D juz booked for their 2D1N offer stay and we're bunking in!!.. and yes, xinyi, you guys "booked" me alrite!..for the whole freaking nite!!.......let's have "mini, disposable bbq" at nite! wat say u guys?!..

Sunday, July 04, 2004

EVENTS of YESTERDAY!!....

A "highlight" of yesterday's events...click here for pictures..


MORE WEDDING PLANS!!
hahahha...more wedding plans to come!...yesterday, we met with our videographer and photographer, together with Yana and Ani..very impressed with their work esp their photography journalism and it's album that they're giving!...annnnd it's VERY light on our pockets!! - with the stuff that they give and the amount that we have to pay!!....and they're great ppl to be around with too...I'm definitely assured that they are serious in what they're doing!...too bad they dun have a website to showcase their works...but if you guys want their contact, email me! :D Thanks Ani for the recommendation!! Video and photography; checked!



Pix 1: Whose' rings are these?.. Pix 2: Oooh! Steamy eyes..what's she doing?! Pix 3: What's this? and Where's this?! Check out the answers HERE.

Saturday, July 03, 2004

MAKEOVER
Did a mini makeover on dear Fahma, yesterday..Her eyes are soooo farny!!..one side is a single eyelid while the other is a double eyelid!!..hahahaha...and she wants to learn how to use that double eyelid thingie so that we can use eyeliner on her..


But too bad...fahma didn't buy them and weileen didn't bring any...so, had to make do with that funny eyes of hers...so fahma, plsssss go buy that dbl eyelid tape so that your eyes won't look as funny and the eyeliner worked wonders to your eyes!! :D



Like the colours on your eyes! - but too bad, I didn't get to do a complete, full makeover on you!! Like we said, we'll do it the next time!! :D


ULTRA EXTREME MAKEOVER (UXM)
Someone went for his own UXM...hahhahahaa....had a gooood laff looking at this picture..this is my kuniang friend...awwwww!!..... :D





HER WORLD FASHION
This month's HER WORLD, critic some of the good and bad/worst dressers on the streets!!....looking at these pictures, girls beware!!...you may just be "clicked" while walking along Orchard Road on your bad-dress-sense day!!.. :Þ



I'm thinking twice of walking down Orchard Road..esp if I'm not feeling too good of my dressing... !! ;)


AMAZING RACE 5
It's soooo exciting!!...they're coming back on 5 and AXN on Wed, 5 July!...better watch AXN coz it starts at 8pm!!.. :D There's also a new rule or twist to the usual race rules of route marker, detour, roadblock and fast forward!..The new twist to the race is called 'Yield' whereby at a location on each leg of the race, one team may elect to force any other team to stop racing for a pre-determined period of time. COOL!!.. Check out Amazing Race's contestants and preview here...