There was a time when this girl used to sit with us but yesterday, she simply refuses to do so juz because......we sit in front row!!...oh well!!.....we have conspired to write this tale abt her on me blog....and so, we asked why is she in denial?? We do not know....but one thing's for sure, she loveeeed our company coz she juz can't leave us after every break!....she waits, and waits till the very last minute before the lecture starts and then, she scoots off to her chair somewhere at the back, to sit alone, in her lil bubble....with no one to talk to, to joke around and to keep her awake the whole day....awwwwww...ani, ani.........kesian kau.... heheheeh.....
COMPLAINTS! COMPLAINTS!
Went for that second round of marriage prep course and the girls have arrowed a A-list hated, female vocalist in the group - Ms Jennifer-Hudson wannabe who speaks with a slang...picture this - read "exam-ple" with an "O" shape in your mouth as you end the word ie at "ple"...and pucker your lips....
and then, the guys have impressed us by bitching about Mr Yellow-shirt-AGAIN....he slept practically throughout the day, sleeping at different, unimaginable positions and suddenly "Wham! Bam!"....he gave the audience his participation...he said thru' the microphone "99.9% of the decision making, lies with the husband!"......nak kena tumbuk eh, bang?! I would think, amidst his sleep, he was suddenly given this wahyu or something!....the guys' betting that that'll be his one and ONE and ONLY participation for the entire course PLUS he's wearing that yellow-shirt again this Sunday....if he does, that yellow shirt is his official uniform for this course!....
And then, there's this Mr Late-Comer lecturer who was late last week (his excuse - "I normally take a stroll at East Coast Park on Sunday mornings...").....and yesterday, his excuse was "I was on the way back from JB after a talk and I got stuck in the jam for 2 hrs!"....note: his session is in the afternoon!.......like DUH!!....so wat?!...u expect us NOT to be late, mister!.....and you were LATE!!....if you're the student, that's fine!....but u're the lecturer!!.....tat goes to show sooo much of your interest on us! ;p
And after class, we wanted to go see the fireworks at esplanade!...we should have known better!!...got stuck in the freakin jam for an hour!! from ECP exit Rochor all the way to Raffles City!!....at last, decided NOT to go for it coz we were sure as hell, we won't be able to get a parking space ANYWHERE!..... blegh!!......but sempat to take pictures of ourselves on the way!... ;D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SINGAPORE!!
Yeah! A bit late, looking at the time...but better late than never!!...I'm gonna list down 3 things why I'm proud to be a Singaporean!
1. Has one of the most AMAZING fireworks put together EVERYTIME!!
2. It's pretty safe unlike our fellow neighbouring countries..
3. Our very interesting culture of queing, singlish and the ever kiasu ppl around town - I doubt you'll get these in other places!!
My or my!....39 yrs!!......all these building up the nation has given us all these wonderful sights, opportunities and wealth!......But of course, along with all these successes, it has made us kiasu ppl ie very inconsiderate for fear that you won't be the BEST here...only the BEST can go through the rat race, TOP!....and that's the only one thing I despise most Singaporeans for! They have forgotten to be considerate, to be courteous to others and be humble!.....
SINGAPORE IDOL
These are the nation's hopefuls - to be the first Singapore Idol!....watched it and was sooooo amazed at their amazing "thickness of their skin"! WOW!!......I think the most hilarious of the lot was the guy with no voice!...hahahahha...and he looked damn freaky sincere!!......followed by the guy who gets permission for his singing and wanting to move about!.....hahhahaa...and of course, you have the 2 idiots who were there to waste air-time!........Lemon Tree!..yah rite!...next William Hung wannabe!....Achieved that alrite!.....and then, the guy with that yellow underwear!.....eh-DUHH!.....go strip somewhere else!...u don't have a nice bod or a cute butt in the first place!!!......
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