Thursday, April 29, 2004

YEAY!!!......
FINALLY!!....the carrot's head OUT!!....wooohoooo!!.......to the 4million ppl who voted for him - clean your ears plssss!!....he has made this season sooooo boring!!......and alas! - he's OUT! for good i hope!!.. :D Can't stand another session of his "off-notes" singing anymore!!.....


Like xinyi says:
aiyo but he's good in his own carrot head ways.
emiliAduka says:
oh!!....freaky shit!!...plsssss!!!....hahahahhaa...
xinyi says:
when he sings jazz la. he liek breathless all the time like that when he sings

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

ONE OF A KIND



Mich: so cool....the thickest, hardest and longest a women ever want............. HAHAHAHA!!!!!
RosmAmaN: hahhhhahaha....but very scary looking lah... dont fancy this....
emiliAduka: hahhahahhah!!!......hmmm....wonder which woman has "hole" that big, eh, Mich??!!...hahahahaha......
Mich: oh, now now....we are getting too detailed....aren't we?? this one mayb gays like...pichia lobang!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!


INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY!
You know how our parents like to say this to us last time when we don't want to study? "You ah! Don't want to study! Later you become road sweeper then, you know!"


Today, as Tee reminded me of that, both of us came up with this instantly " "You ah! Don't want to study! Later you become like Ms CHEEBYEE BRAIN then, you know!"
THE BDAY BOY!

Wooohoooo, papa....action! Tak nak amik gambar!.. :D


Niways, good luck for your first paper, today!!.... I'm sure you'll do well! And don't worry/stress too much!!..... :D

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

oooops!!.....I almost forgot!!....

HAPPY
BIRTHDAY PAPA, DEAREST!!!.......


As usual, tak leh celebrate your birthday. We'll have to wait for after your exams, k?! :D Can't wait!!

MR DAUD YUSOFF!!

I wanna win a date with you!!......hahahhaha.......i'm juz soooo intrigued with his level of intelligence!!...His "Dimensi" articles in Manja, always puts a smile to my face because he seemed to be able to tickle his readers with his vast knowledge about stuffs which we always neglect or took for granted!....He has got brains to go along with his good looks (well, at least he looked good on TV and magazine!), I'd say!.........


What's made me wanna "date" him?
About him: In reality, he likes to laugh and joke. Unlike his strong, serious personality portrayed on TV!
His interests: He likes to think of a lot of other stuff which we don't know. He like to read books or articles, etc which is more philosophical or a with different perspectives which is not of interest to many!
His attraction (to women): Sincerity! - In self and in the eyes (of the woman).
Love is.....not complete if it has not reached a sense of longing or yearning (for that someone)...
Principles in Life: 1. Biar kepala besar, jangan besar kepala! (I dunno how to translate this in English?) 2. Walk a lot; because if you walk far enough, you'll meet yourself!


WooooHoooo!.....very rare to find intelligent, yet funny and handsome (bonus!!) guys (especially Malay guys!) nowadays....hmmmm.......maybe that's why he's not attached! Girls are intimidated by him, i think!...hahahhaha.......But lucky is the girl, who gets him, I suppose!! :D

Monday, April 26, 2004

Ms CHEEBYEE BRAIN (CB)!
Received this email by my good friend Tee, complaining abt Ms CB!.....as usual, she irritates the hell out of ppl, with her silly self....


Incident 1: She wanted to delete a "transaction" which is in Modify mode! - Hellloooo!!...As the name suggests, it is in Modify! So basically, there's no need to delete this transaction, as you can modify it and use it for some other transactions! - LIKE DUUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!!


Incident 2: Tee wanted to send out a fax. Fax machine is sitting beside her...Following is the transcript of wat happened:
Tee: Ms CB, do I have to press a 9 before dialing the rest of the nos? (To call nos outside of the office, we have to press a 9 first before the phone nos. Hence, his confusion)
Ms CB: No need, press 6! What's the no?
Tee: 6xxxxxxx
Ms CB: YAH! Press 6 lor! Tee! You very SOTONG leh!!


A few minutes later, she strutted in to Tee's office saying that the fax didn't go through coz he "pressed wrongly" and hence this angry mail from Tee to me!....I cannot stop laughing hysterically, reading this email coz I've never seen him sooooo angry before.....

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Email from Tee
DAMN BLOODY CHEE ..... BY!!! Your friend ... Ms Cheeby brain ... Called me Sotong just now ... So loudly some more ... so what if I'm not sure about faxing ... like I always sit beside the damn bloody machine whole day and do faxing like Ms stinky breathe ... She thinks she's such a smarty pants ... got Guiness whole award for faxing the most documents to ppl ...


WAH LAO ... I'm going to vomit blood liao ... SHE DAMN CHEEEEEEEEEEE BY ... Now She come and tell me another thing ... WAH LAO ... I wonder why such ppl exist ... their existence in this world is to irritate ppl like us ... so our live can be more miserable ... like it's not miserable already ... I think "BOSS" employ her to irritate us so all of us can have nervous breakdown ... That's why they say goverment sectors are stepping stone ... So we can be trained to be more tolerant to ppl who's brains are implanted into their damn stinky Cheeby and accuse innocent normal smart and beautiful ppl like us ... so we can be better citizens to the country ... Think this is like a conspiracy planned by the goverment ... their way to 'build a better nation' so to speak !!!
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Well, Tee, a word of consolation, she "brightens" up our day with her normal silly self!....admit it lah...without her, our lives would be soooo dull!!...hahhaha...like i said, we shall do a replica of Grammy Award for our year-end party, the American Idol style, and we'll see if she receives the most no. of votes for The Most Blur/Irritating in the Office!...hahhahaa......Eh! I'm seriously considering this leh!!.....hahahahhaa.....*if I'm still here at the end of the year, that is! :D*


Disclaimer: Names have been replaced to protect the privacy of the people involved ie save face for them lor!!

Sunday, April 25, 2004

OUR WACKY SELVES....

NOTE: Pls don't die in shock or laughter after seeing the above picture!! :D


Went out yesterday for a break from dearie's tiring revision routine!....had an enjoyable time together before he's back to hit his books!!......we took a very wacky picture of us! And I can't help posting it up coz it IS the MOST wacky picture of ME!....i don't think it was HIS most wacky picture coz he was juz shy to give me a wacky post at Coffee Bean!....*yeah! rite!*


Here's the rest of the pictures.....


SURVIVOR!!
I juz have to say this coz I'm pretty unsatisfied abt it!! - I can't stand Shi-Ann's freaking cocky face!!!.....Oh my GOODNESS!!!..........she's sooooo plain cocky after winning immunity!!..dun be such a sour grape lah Shi Ann! - like obviously you're OUT coz they're a bigger, tighter grp than you ARE!!....dun forget! - once you dun have that immunity, you're GONE!! Rob - you're either dumb or cocky too!! coz i think u tot that the bucket of water will NOT fall on you!!.....grrrrrr!!........(but nevertherless, I'm still rooting for you and Amber!)...Rupert! - KUDOS to you for standing there sooo long juz trying to outbeat Shi Ann.....but brother, dear, plssss watch out for Jenna!......she's twisted you round her tiny little finger!........

Thursday, April 22, 2004

I'M ON STRIKE!!
I juz can't believe it!!!....i really can't believe it!!!.......wat in the freakin hell are the Americans thinking??!!....Hallloooo??!!....u're putting ALL 3 divas bottom 3??!!!......OOOOOHH NOOO!!!!.......How can it simply happen?!!.....how can Jennifer Hudson be polling the highest vote last week and then, polling the least vote this week when she sang her heart out and was phenomenal last nite??!!.....


AAAAAAAHHHH!!!.........and they voted for John Stevens??!!......OMG!!!.........didn't u hear what Simon said?!!.......Mandy went to sleep!!....c'mon!!....he's as boring as the folks that sits on bus 608 to Chinatown!!......I think even his grandparents are more happening than he is!!.......i'm getting pretty emotional here coz i dun think it's fair....like i said yesterday, John Stevens should at least be in bottom 3 today!!......he and George was the worst of the lot and they pulled through?!....both of them??!......last week, they may have given their votes to the wrong John, but this week??!!!..........


Everybody knows that Latoya, Fantasia and Jennifer would be top 3!...they're the VOICE!!...And i was about to make an apology and retract my statement made to a few friends abt a black NOT winning it this time round (since they have done so last year)...but HELL, AMI really disappoint me!!.....after tonite, it seemed that, that's what's gonna happen!!...They're not gonna let a black person win though they sure as hell know that the blacks are a fucking million times better than the whites in this competition!!.........so fuck it!!.......the next time i watch AMI is juz to watch Ryan Seacrest!!.......there's nothing left to watch if the results are gonna be tweaked or doctorated!!.....juz like wat happen last year with Clay Aiken! Click here for the letters that poured in to their Federal Communications Commission!


And what's up with NOT showing the full version of Jennifer Hudson singing?!!.......very kurang ajar (rude) u know!!!........how come other finalists gets a full version and she doesn't?!!.....conspiracy going on ain't it?!!......IDIOTS!!.....bunch of IDIOTS!!!.......I will leave you with my bitching session with Xinyi rite after the results were announced...


xinyi says:
the judges were callin for america to vote for talent. not popularity. oh well. apparently good old americans couldn't understand the diff between the two
xinyi says:
they all needa go back to elementary school.
xinyi says:
and do their ABCs all over again. maybe at the same time learnt he true meanin of peace too. heh.
emiliAduka says:
i dunno lah.....sometimes, can't blame them too...i mean look at the name - american IDOL....idol itself is based on popularity.... but then of course, to be an IDOL, u must be "there"......
emiliAduka says:
i think they need to clean their ears out mann!!
xinyi says:
ya. that huff puff neggro just needa go. carrot head too.
xinyi says:
oh boy. diana somethin's lookin bad tonight. whatever she's wearin. she needa lose it.
emiliAduka says:
hahahhaha........
emiliAduka says:
yah!!....george was juz huffing and puffing his way through.....while carrot head is juz a piece of soft, mushy carrot!!.......which only the gramps can take!
GOOD MANAGEMENT SYSTEM
Had to sit in for a "conference" today on Managing Innovation...blah...blah...blah......was very pissed with our coordinator, Ms Blur Queen herself for putting me through this at the very last minute without consulting me first, if I can go or if I want to go!!........sooooo fucking pissed mann!!......she went behind my back and asked my supervisor first!......and my supervisor, (really got no idea what her intention was!!), said I could go (and again, without consulting me if I can go!!).......yes, maybe I am making such a big deal out of this but fuck lah! - what? Juz bcoz I'm holding the MOST lowest position in the dept, I'm very free is it??....and because YOU are my supervisor, you can juz say - YES! I can go because it'd be good for me?!........without asking if I AM actually free or if I AM interested to attend......AND Ms Blur Queen, being blur herself, asked me to go - Y???!!.....Is it because I've been nice to you lately coz I seemed to be assisting you all the while? Or is it you're juz toooooo fucking blur and kamchong and juz wanna send someone (and that someone juz had to be me!!!!!) to a management level course??!!!.......


I don't get it!!.....First, this is about innovation and change and some management skills course. Who am I??....I'm juz a junior level (if I can say that) in the organisation!.....though I've got my degree, but do they recognise it??.....I think my supervisor is juz trying to reassure me and maybe herself, that one day, my hard work and brains will be recognised!!..WAKE UP!....this organisation will NEVER do that!.....I'm not gonna hope coz I'm really very demotivated at this place....one of the topics being discussed earlier was on this Fair Process in management. And I think that our organisation has failed miserably!!!


3E Principles of Fair Processes
1. Engagement: bring individual affected by decision into the decision-making process, ask for their input & allow them to refute the merit of one another's ideas and assumtions. In other words, communicate!
2. Explaination: provide individuals with a clear understand for why decisions are made as they are and why individual's opinions may have been overridden. This would at least not make the individual (staff) feel redundant!
3. Expectation clarity: set the rules up front that individuals are expected to work within in executing decisions. Set expectations and then deliver what you have preached!!


MANAGEMENT TOOL -> Attitudes (Trust & Commitment) -> Behaviour (Voluntary Cooperation) -> Performance (Exceeds Expectation)


It's really true abt the above! I have to say that my organisation fails miserably in this! And I think, the management (people high above!) should be the ones attending this conference and NOT people like me!!.....Well, but wateva it is, thanks for putting me through this course coz it's not that boring afterall!...at least i get to learn something useful which I could make use of later (if I ever get a chance too, that is!!)...so guys, take this knowledge with you...juz something to share.......and to those who should go, but never did - YOU'RE FOOLS!!!!...no wonder the organisation can never succeed and change for the "better"!!...you guys can juz dream on......
He said I spoke too much! Do I?..........


P/S: I can't summarise for NUTS! And that explains my inability to tell a "short" story!!!!

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Barry Manilow VS CLay Aiken!



Weeee heee hee!!........Clay looks like Barry Manilow in 30yrs time!!...hahahhha......well, actually, yeah!....the resemblance was uncanny!!....hahhahaha......but i believe it won't stop there!!.........Clay's career will go as smooth sailing and as big as Barry in the next 30 yrs!!..... :D


But give it a "HELL YEAH!" to Barry Manilow!!....The BEST guest judge ever!!......fuuuuyoooH!!!.......he made practically all the singers, sounded soooooo good!!......my hairs were all standing!!......My DIVAS - Jennifer, Latoya and Fantasia are BRILLIANT!!...I am freakin jealous of Jennifer's make-up!!!.....her make-up is sooooo gorgeous!!!!!....she's looking prettier by the week...but Jen, wrong choice of bottoms today!! - you look like an amah with super huge buttocks!!! but you look like a reaaal DIVA when they shoot your top half! :) ...Diana did VERY well with her rendition of One Voice!......The other 3 - Jasmine, George and John Stevens - they're juz OK.....for a moment, got a bit worried when JS started off pretty well but then, his sparks went dead rite after he reached his peak performance!!.......so, no matter who the bottom 3 tomorrow, he'd better be one of them and he'd better leave before George!!!......


xinyi says:
that redhead is lookin fine but soundin bad
emiliAduka says:
eeeeesk!!......he's NOT looking fine at all dear!!!....
xinyi says:
he is. look harder. haaaaaaaaaaa
NICOLL HIGHWAY COLLAPSE!

To think that me and RosmAmaN were there in the afternoon!....Remember RosmAman, we smelt some burning smell or something and I was asking if that was juz the Haze or really something burning?.....was that a "start" to the whole thing??.........*okie! I know! my mind doing it's work; yet again..* But that was sooooo scary!.....felt very sad when I got news abt the death of that 1 person....it's close proximity to us, gave me a real "shake"!.....well, RosmAmaN, do u realise something after today???.......that we have NO choice - but to sit quietly in the office for lunch!!!! :(

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

DECEMBER BABIES!
Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.


Got the above from my cuzzin and highly true!...hhahahaa...remarkable!...only the italised ones are a bit of a question mark ah!!...hahhahaha......

CONGRATS TO SARINA!!

My best-friend's getting married - ON MY BIRTHDAY!!......hahahaha...have to sacrifice my bday "celebration" for her liao.....soooo many news of ppl who got proposed and getting married!!....it's high time we do that- hentikan dosa!... :D love this kawen2 feeling in the air!...... feel sooooo happy and loved!!......


HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!

Get the Coffee Bean Triple Decker special for MOM!
A silken cheesecake swirled with crunchy chocolate Oreo Cookie! Get $10 off AND a Latte/Cheesecake voucher FREE when you purchase it online.
This is such a steal from Coffee Bean!!....
Anyone knows when's Mother's Day??

Monday, April 19, 2004

CONGRATS PA!!!!
Very proud of you! - for getting a "promotion" on your 1.5yrs employment at that workplace of yours!!....Though in reality, that promotion is as good as not getting one, at least, your efforts and hardwork are recognised!!... (unlike some places!!)....


INCOMPETENT FOOLS!
Some ppl are plain incompetent, very unsystematic but soooo full of themselves!!....they juz want to have a say in EVERYTHING but they dunno a SHIT abt it in the first place!....they think that some things are very easy to do JUZ because they're NOT the ones doing it!......they think that they've got a "MANAGER" attached to their fucking title, they're sooooo high and mighty??!!.....aaaaarrrggghhh!!!......who the fuck do they think they are eh?.....Steer the department towards "a better working environment"..........Yeah! RITE!.....All that was being done, was bringing the morale lower and more UNNECESSARY work to be done!...AND to top it off, creating more problems for oneself, when one was the one who have decided on that particular thing to do!........


I think you should juz leave!....Leave us alone in peace!....You know what's sooooo sad about you? - NOBODY likes you but you're tooo thick-skinned to accept that fact! The only ones who like you are as shallow as you and thinks exactly like you!....WAKE UP and smell the world!!.......


MINAH KAWEN2
Very excited coz this clan is going for our kawen2 course!!.....wooooohooo!!.....Me and dearie are set to go, Yana!!....Name us the date and time to register ourselves and we'll be there!....Owe ya a cheesecake!!.....Ani, u going or not eh??.......go with us ler.....the more the merrier!!.......then, later, got no choice but to marry earlier!!.... (eh??...does that rhyme??...soooo corny!!)......Izy, wanna tag along??...Marine Parade CC in Aug!.....

Thursday, April 15, 2004

GOOD LUCK IZY SALS!!!


I Think u juz started your first day at work abt 15 mins ago!...hehehhee.....good luck yah....and may ur colleagues and (especially) supervisor/boss be better than before!!...We'll wait till u get ur pay...then, we'll go out and catch up with more hot, juicy gossips!! :D

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

I AM FUCKING PISSED!!!!!!!!!!.....I'm pissed BIG TIME with those fuckers, fucked-face, cibai-kiah, sons of a bitch robbers who robbed me at JB!!!.......


I receive my handphone bill today and got a shock of my life when I saw that they had actually, freakin use my handphone before I cut it off!!!!..........AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!................like cibai!!!!!.....I'm bent on giving this info (numbers that they dial out) to the Singapore police force or Malaysian police force (even though most likely they won't be able to help at all!!)!!.............without fucking shame, they have used my phone for a whopping S$35!!!....i know that no matter wat I do, i still have to freakin pay my bill! But i juz really, really hope that SPF will be able to help; at the very least, "connect" me to any of the officers there!!.......And hope to God that I get a righteous one!!.......really feel like writing to DPM Pak Lah!!......


Not such a good nite after all!!....went to see nyayi after work and was holding back my tears looking at her in pain!!....she's always been this jovial, chubby lady who always have something funny or good to say!!....and looking at her cringing and keep saying she's in pain really pained me!!......But she'll be alrite!.....I'm Sure!......
My dearest grandmother is in the operating table right now as I type...She's having her appedicitis removed. Mum said she wasn't informed till this morning coz she purposely didn't want to make can't go to sleep!.....haiz...poor nyayi......But she's one hella of a strong woman!.....OFF to see her now.....


By the way, these are the pictures I owe u girls...


Izy & RosmAmaN, these are the photos we took the other day.....


Yani's Last Day Album


Pei & Xinyi, these are the photos we took on Good Friday...


Girlie Stuff

Sunday, April 11, 2004

LIFESTYLE EXPO


Met up with Yana and Juani to the Expo to go check out the pameran pengantin (wedding exhibition) there...got very frustrated and irritated by the service given by those that we went to check out with.....I dun think it'll hurt by listing the places that we went to....


1. Bridal Concept - We went there because Yana wanted to check them out for her friend. We sat and looked at their pictures...and I'm impressed with their outdoor photoshoot but NOT impressed with their indoor ones (because all the couples seemed to have the same poses, same backdrop! And they claim that they follow the couple's "concept!") AND their sales person!!...My goodness! - this lady...she keep putting down the Malay studios and keep saying that the Malay ones all use Malay costumes, they will have no size for me, blah...blah...blah....by now, both me, Juani and Yana, can yawn ourselves away I think!....And plsssss lah, she showed us the album of this really fat lady who took them and MY GOD! If the photographer had been any better, he would have NOT taken shots which showed off her very, very huge arms!..and if THEY had been any better, they would NOT have recommended her those clothes which are short-sleeved!....DUUUUH!!!!...I felt really bad for the lady, really!.....
2. RH - thought of juz checking out their price and I thought we could speak to Yaqn herself! And then, here comes along this makcik...like want to kena sepak or something! - after introducing myself and knowing that I'll only be married in 2 yrs time, she like not interested to entertain us!....Sooooo DUUUUUHH!!!.....ape nie?!!....ingatkan ape? I dun want to and can't sign now eh?!?!....kepala otak dia!!....sooooo charact, soooo action!....uggggh!!.....but we still stayed there, (on my part, juz to irritate the hell out of her and to "hog" her freakin seat!"), looked at their couple pictures and both make-up that I pointed at, are both Sophie's!...hmmmm...would really want Sophie's make-up, plsssss!!!........
3. Maria J - checked them out for fun and found out that Maria J is working with Wedding Affairs (a Chinese company at Upper Serangoon). So was offered wateva promotional price they can offer....somehow one thing led to another and another lady was called to talk to me....she offered me this $xxx price for studio and actual make-up...told her I dun need studio bcoz have paid deposit elsewhere and she offered to absorb the deposit and was very freakin aggressive!!!....I told her where I went to and she started talking (bad) abt the companies and was pretty persistent!!....can't accept!!.....Was amused however at how hard she was "selling" her package!....And she dun even let me talk to dearie first!...she said it's only valid for that day!!....
4. SACE - so far, this is the best of today's round!!...ok...have to say this! - if you've been there, they're the ones who have the dais "on top"!...hahahhaa....and they can actually do it for you if you want to!!....of course, they're pretty expensive but I was "dying" to juz have a talk to them....they've got packages (food and decor) from $15ea to $30ea.....their decor is marvelous!...very grand, very royal-kinda-feeling; with chandeliers and all!....and that Danny Hanafi guy was also "helpful" though he seemed pretty stuck up but at least he gave his opinion when I told him what I have in mind even though I didn't sign up for anyting!... :)


So guys, plssss, plssss, reccee around for stuffs that you need for your wedding and make sure that you're comfortable with that particular company!...Juani, LEARN from us, minah kawen-kawen k??...hehhehee.....and dun forget to intro me to your future sis-in-law??....from RH??...hehhehee.......And anyone who has used Double-Up before, plssss let me know MORE - u like, or u don't like and other nex details!!.....Thanks!!

Saturday, April 10, 2004

CLUMSY ME!
Gotten into 2 clumsy situations the past weekend! On Thursday, on the way out to meet my dearie, fell down on my knees!! Rite in front of our main entrance and one of our doctors here!!.....VERY EMBARASSING!!.....Darn!!.....Not sure how I fell - like juz did!!......My fav jeans was torn! and I'm blaming it all on my favourite top!!.....I bought that top in KL and have only worn it 3 times!! And somehow, bad luck ALWAYS comes on all 3 occasions!!....First time, i was ironing it and i stained with my iron!...Had to quickly wash it off! - that nearly made me late!!....then, the second time I wore it, I got robbed in JB!....so on Thursday, was the third time I wore it and I had to fall! And my knees got hurt too!!!...Now, cannot use skirt oredi!!....DAMN!!...


My second clumsy situation was last nite when I somehow, dropped my plate and it broke into a MILLON pieces - literally!!.....I have got NO idea how it slipped my hand!!...not only did it slip my hand, it dropped like as if I had stepped upon something and it "flew" rite off, hit the door and dropped on the floor!!....soooo surreal!!....and all these clumsy moments had to happen in slow motion!!...it's juz sooooo weird!!....


YANI'S LAST DAY!



Today's Yani's last day and I'm sore that we can't have breakfast together!!.....the reason? - coz she's have got to handover/brief her colleague before she leaves when she had like Mon to Thurs to do that!....It's actually not her fault lah... But her colleague was juz too bz to be briefed! And knowing Yani, she won't leave juz like that!!......haiz....Yani, Yani........u're juz too good lah girl!!.....If i'm u, I won't give a fuck anymore....I'll fuck them like how they've fucked me!.....


XINYI'S BDAY!



Met up with the girls yesterday and did some girlie stuff - cooking for each other!!...hahahhaha...FUN aye?! Xinyi, the "birthday" girl cooked 2 dishes for us!! - Char Siew Chicken and Salad (yum!yum!).....I'm surprised at myself for eating the whole plate of Salad! Pei pan-fried my favourite you-tiao with Fish/Sotong...hmmm...and me, I tried one of Fahma's recipe from her Asian Flavours of Fitness cookbook - Banana Orange Zest for desert! - YUM! YUM!.....very nice leh!!.... and it's healthy!!....*sorry Pei coz I totally forgot that you don't eat banana by-products!*


Had a whale of a time, cooking, talking cock and taking some "oh-not-so-funky" pictures!.....hahahhha......can't put it up on my shutterfly as yet...will do so later at nite...and girls, if you want the pictures, meet me at MSN, pls....it's faster that way!.. :)


HAIR TREATMENT...
Wanted to go for trim yesterday but instead, not only did I go for a trim, I went for a hair treatment as well!....This guy, Berne, from JasonSally at Serangoon Gardens, he freakin know his work!....Recommend u guys, to go see him!!....the place is also a friendly place and you get comfortable when u're there as well!!...So now, I freakin lurvveee my hair coz it doesn't look soooo dry and damaged oredi!!...YIPPEE!!..... :D


P/S: girls, very sorry tat I couldn't send you guys home bcoz of this!!..

Thursday, April 08, 2004

Nearly forgot!!....hehehehee....

HAPPY
BIRTHDAY XINYI!!


May all your wishes come true, dear.....see my mood ah....if I wanna bake cake for you tml!!...hehehehhe......luv ya!
ANUAR! ANUAR! ANUAR!!!!..........



Had a blast last nite watching him on stage at EXPO!!....Aaauuwwww!!!....U're
soooo freakin hot, boy!.....Ur voice made me "naik bulu roma", your
smile made me droool, your looks made me swoooon!!.....





Aku takleh angkat, boy!!.....hahahhaa......I think all the girls, women and makciks are ga-ga-ing, lusting and drooling (respectively) over you!!......that's how MAD we are over you, here in Singapore!! You're the BEST!!.....love u!....love u!....love!!!.......


Afternote: of course, all this my dearie dunno know abt!...would kick up a fuss if he knows how I behaved at Expo last nite!...but amazingly, he didn't ask!....i think it's because he dun wanna know, tak?!....hehehe.......Also, i really dunno if Clay were to come, how I'd behave then!....i daren't imagine!!!


Photos of Anuar taken yesterday....


TEE's Bday!!



We celebrated dear Tee's bday yesterday and bought him a humongous cake!! BOY!!......that 3kg cake was the first and the best BIG cake I ever bought!!....very nice!!.....my next favourite cake shop - Secret Recipe!....for a 3kg cake at $55, it was hell YEAH!!......


Pictures taken during the "celebration"...

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

AN EYE FOR A GUY??!!


Okie, it's critics time!!......I juz can't help it!!!.......Was watching it last nite and YES!!......it's juz such a LAME, LAME show!!


Where the hell did they find the guys??....No initiative, a bunch of sissies but sooooo full of themselves!!!....they get jealous over Adam who had an initiative??!!....serves them right for NOT making the first move!!!......like the girl said at the end of the show - first impression is very important! Juz look at the 2 guys whom she eliminated last nite...


1. Vincent, Marketing Executive - Marketing Exec??!!...I wonder how much sales he gets a day or how well he does in wateva he's marketing!!!.....If you're a so-called marketing exec, how come you're soooo shy? how come you're not "selling yourself"??......hmmmm....i really wonder!!


2. Edgar, Actor - I bet y'all his ego dropped 7 feet under when he watch it over again!!......
Girl: One of the reasons is maybe because we've met before. A year ago at a pub...
Edgar: Yeah, I pass u my no. for u to call me back...
Girl: Yeah....and I didn't call back. So that'd mean that I wasn't interested....
(more conversation....)
Edgar: I mean to sing this song to you in the later part of the episodes but well, I'll sing it to you now..... (and started singing a song in his MOST horrible voice!!)....

Very kesian rite??....really!!......and his jokes are also like sooooo freakin pathetic!!!....haiz..........


The most good-looking one in the house is Mark but I'm doubting his credentials - Polytechnic lecturer?!....he's only 23!!......hmmm......of course, unless he's this smart alec who skips primary or secondary school or something to be a lecturer at the age of 23!!.........hmmmmm........


And then, there's this guy, whom got "featured" in their gazettes saying "I feel like punching you rite now!" (in his most whiny voice)!.....he's such a B.I.T.C.H!!!........c'mon ah.....u're a guy!....y do u behave worst than a girl?!!....i dun get it!!....when Shariff was singing his frog song, he was looking at him with this you're-such-a-loser look!.....HELLOOOOO??!!....at least Shariff got something interesting to share!!.....look at you! - all u do, is sit there an whine, whine and whine!!!!


Overall, all i can say is you guys have got no personality!!!... (minus Adam)...wat's with everyone's fake accent??!!...And wat's with practically 70% of you guys giving gifts??...trying to be Ryan or Russ (The Bachelorette) i suppose??........I dun get it!!.....And, the way they kept saying, they're competing with 10 guys!!...LOOK! - the Bachelor/Bachelorette has to compete with 25 ladies/men!


And then, of course, there's the girl! - RACHEL!!.........she's acting soooo bimbo-itic!!....i dun think u can hold an intelligent conversation very long, girl!....i dun think u're witty....and I dun think you're all that HOT like the guys claim!!.....unless of course, you're not photogenic......but gotta give it to u for that body!....u've got the goods, but you ain't no face and personality! And you're another fake-o!!....dun u have any emotions when u receive those gifts? "Awww..tat's so sweet!" in your most blend voice!.........wat the F#*@!


So really, this is a JOKE!.....Like dearie said, imagine putting yourself in this situation and got laughed at by Singaporeans for half and hour!...And not only that - in Singapore, you'd definitely get spotted easily coz Singapore is sooooo small!!....we're not like in USA, u know!!.....


AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL


Line of the week!
Giselle: How do I gain self-confidence? I want to bring out my confidence more.
Elyse: Get out of puberty!


I love Elyse oredi!!!!


Monday, April 05, 2004

CLAY!! CLAY!!


WOW!!!....sooooo proud of CLAY!!...He's been nominated for 2 awards at TRL Awards Show!!



Nominated for:
1. Best Male Artist Award
2. Star Who Drew The Biggest Crowd

Sunday, April 04, 2004

It's such a tiring, tiring weekend!!!.....aaaaghhh!!!..........


Went to watch the Rugby 7s over the weekend....not so sure wat the hype was all about!!....some girls in the office were like pretty wild over them!!....hahhahaa.......but after watching the boys play....hmmmmm.........pretty sexy, i must say!!......they're soooo big and strong!.....all that toughie acts! - I wonder if they actually have a soft side to them??.....


Our Singapore boys, they look like teeny, weeny chickens beside the Americans, New Zealanders, Argentinians, and all other countries except the other Asian countries.....I mean, of course, they're NOT chickens!....but they play like it's a high-school competition!!....brrrrr!!....very MALU leh, watch them play!!.....On the first day, they only managed to do only ONE miserable "try" (rightfully corrected by dear Toddie) out of the games they played!!!....Goodness gracious!!.......today, at least they manage to beat a team - i can't remember who but i wonder who won the cup?!!.....hmmmm...will get to know it tml in the office!!........


But hell yeah! - to all the men playing rugby the past 2 days!!............U guys are still sexy even though you stink with sweat and are always kissing each other balls (literally!)!!.......hhehehehhee......


PS: to my readers, I'm sorry if I sound very "incredulous" with all these MEN-droooooling!.......it must be THAT time of the month again!!!.....feeling frustrated and incredibly full of "estrogen" is wat I am this month!!!

Friday, April 02, 2004

i juz HAVE to say this:


BOSTON ROB (Survivor All-Star) IS SOOOOO HOT! HOT! HOT! He and Amber are like soooooo freakin in love!!!... I love the way he's trying to protect her. The way he cried when she was the only one who had to go over to the new tribe. The way he cried when he couldn't stop his tribe from losing the challenge AND the way he kinda give signal to Lex - "U take care of her and I'll take care of U"


I feel ya, brother!....U sexy, sexy thang!!!!..............

Thursday, April 01, 2004

APRIL FOOL!


"I left home after falling out with my mom!! - over laundry! Can you imagine that??!!......"


Freaky shit you Xinyi!!.....U gave me a fright!!.......And i believed you!!!!!!.........AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!............but good one there, babe!......


DISAPPOINTED!!!


Freakin disappointed with the results of AMI tonite!!....felt like it's an April Fool's joke!!!......Why in the world would the Americans want to vote for John Stevens??!!...Are they tone deaf or something??!!.....Now, I'm pretty sure that John Stevens would stay at the top!........Nabey!!.......He's obviously the worst, the most lousy singer on stage yesterday!!!....AND, the bottom 3 was...............LATOYA LONDON??!!!........Latoya??!!....over him?!!.....MY GOODNESS!!!.....Amy definitely did far better than he did!!.........He's definitely NOT an idol and I sure freakin hope he dun become one!!!.....He's boring! He's not even "near" cute! And he behaves like a 61yr old BOY!......It's juz sooooo disappointing.........


If this goes on, I may not even wanna watch AMI oredi!!........if the results are really skewed like last year, (juz because Simon likes someone).....forget it!!!......even the Bachelor is worth watching!!!..........


And wat's up with TCS 5??!!......Last week, they showed a "recap" of Survivor after showing gazettes of this week's episode for the whole of last week!!!........And then, after showing gazettels of the new show "The OC" the whole of last week till yesterday, (saying that it'll premiere on Thursday, after American Idol at 10.30pm and then, changing it to after American Idol at 11pm!!), it's not up today!!!... Instead, we had to watch Michael Jackson and his never-ending "side of his story"......Michael, I can only say this - "move on with life! It doesn't matter if you're guilty or not coz you are the people's star! The more you show this and that, the more doubtful I become and the more guilty you show yourself!! Coz if you're innocent, truth will prevail and it'll show up someday, somehow....so forget it!!" So when the fuck is The OC going to air??!!.........


Speaking of which, the An Eye for a Guy - I wonder how good it'd be - with soooo many sissies on it!!....GOSH!....If i'm the girl, I really can't choose coz it seemed that the guys, have pretty "small" balls!!!.......Wat's up with "i feel like bashing you up?!" thingie?!......sooooo freakin whiny!!!........and that rubbing noses together??......the guy looked sooooo fake-o!!!.........Oh!!....and the list goes on and on!!........C'mon....if you want to make a real "Bachelorette", do it properly! - Look at Trista, she's like the American's sweetheart!......is the "bikini babe" Singapore's sweetheart?!.....hmmm.....more like Singapore boys' sweetheart!!.......i really hope she's intelligent/witty and not juz bod!......