WELL-MANICURED HANDS...

who's hands are these?....... well, of course!..... it's my baby's!... :) soooo proud tat he didn't chicken out this time!... at last!... his hands and feet got pampered!...... and i juz lurrrrve looking at them now!.....

i did mine too and should've have actually asked for natural shine instead of colouring!..... bleagh!... next time... and next time, i shall buy that cream or moisturiser!... let's see if it really stays on for the next 2-3wks!.... hmmmmm....

oooooh!... and today, spent the evening with the RosmAmans..... dearie helped them set up their stereo... and while the boys were bz drilling holes.... look who's stressed????.....

we can't help but laff at her kiuttt face!...... dearie said she's grown more tembam now... and yes!.... i think she has and will be very the tembam the next time we see her!.....

HIGH IN SUGAR = VERY FAT ME?...
My Saturday was spent with my favourite colleagues at 3 Monkeys!..... our last teambuilding before our dearest kuniang speeds off to Europe for a 1 month long holiday!.... lucky him!... and then, the rest goes off for overseas conference, one after another!.....

so, we indulged in the glorious food 3 Monkeys had to offer.....

Tee had the biggest serving ever - Mighty Joe...

And so, we spent the afternoon bitching away abt the office to theories behind dearie's insecurity on the mention of Taufik!.... hahahhahaa.....btw, i now get a better picture - thanks to Tee - but i think it still wouldn't stop me from idolising him!... Taufik is afterall my Singapore Idol.. since, as clearly stated by my dearie - Carrie is not MY idol but the Americans!.... so there!....

We didn't stop our indulgement at 3 Monkeys!.... we went for our dessert at Big O and we got ourselves "My O My"... and really!!...... my O my!..... wat a treat of SIN!....

And they've got the most cool-looking teapot i've ever seen!...

I think all these indulges have led to this...

My chair's telling me i'm too fat!... hmmmmm.... it's broken down and Ms ADT seemed to be really convinced that it's my weight that led to this!...*how dare she!*....hahahahaha... but fuck!.... who cares?.. i feel fabulous!.. tat's all that matters!.... :D dun ever let anyone put u down juz bcoz of how u look!....

MY DREAMS CAME TRUE!...
and it's all thanks to dearest Ms Quirky!!!!..... love u Min!!!.... my new best friend!... hahahaha..... ok... i owe u BIG!..... we go royal scotts for lunch k?... minus the dress lah...

but before that, my dreams came true too, when B and RosmAman offered me their faces for me to practise my colouring!... :) so, thanks to u both!!..... i hope u like my amateurish work eh....

my lovely-looking ladies..

so why??..... hmmmmm...... DUUUUUH!.... of course it's abt who else?... TAUFIK lah!!!....... seeing him face to face... shook his hands.. ok.... aku very jakun!...i know! but fuck!.... my Singapore Idol leh!... hhehhehehee..... aku sungguh the sukaaaaaa!!!....

so, u can imagine wat a freak i was when i found it Mr X was him!.... instead of being "demure" and "sophisticated" in such a gala event.... i went "berserk" lah!.... kekekekkekee........ from table 70, i went rite up front to table 8 or something? clicking away, enjoying his songs - can't remember what was his first song.. was too bz trying to get a good angle!... Superstition and I Dream...

But niways, got another shaky video... i think i was too excited.. tat's y i was shaking!... ahhahaha..... but oklah.. for those who missed it...

Also took a shot with the lovely Diana Ser... oh my gawd!... she loooked oh-so-gorgeous!!!.... perfect body, perfect cheekbones, perfect composure!.... lovely!!! and ooooh-sooooo-nice!.... unlike the one-half of our "golden couple"!....

so there!... had fun.. was really a good experience!... and can't thank Quirky Min enuff for this nite!!!!.... thanks Min!... love u sooooooo much!!!! pictures of the nite...

and before I forget, HAPPY BIRTHDAY B!... hope u danced the nite away tonite!!!

Ms ZEE'S WEDDING
wat a simple affair our dear Ms Zee did for her wedding... only with close frenz and relatives.... aaaaaahhh.... i want like tat also!... dun want those big bash a thousand over guests whom u may not even know who's who?!.....

but anyways, one thing's for sure... no fort canning and botanic garden venue for me!... we nearly got lost searching for the place!..... hahahhaa... and we had to walk/climb quite a distance from the parking lot at ROMM... and of ALL things, we missed her grande entrance!.... i heard, there's fireworks, and the works?!...... gosh!!!......

anyways, love their berkat!.. soooo kiiiuut!.... after the dinner, went over to my place and the boys, (esp my dearest dearie!) had a blast seeing Man U lost!.... they pop the "champagne" and blow bubbles to celebrate the win!...... but guyssss, a win thru penalty, tak kira ok?!... best team that nite (and forever it shall be) is definitely Man U!... hahahhaha..... but actually - like i care!.. hahahaha.... i just watch it for the sake of watching it and to "wash me eyes"!.... typical!... i know!!.... but do enjoy the pictures taken for the nite...

WAKE UP!
got this from a colleague... thanks fida!... played it in the morning and really. do complete it to get that "surprise"!... :)


SHERLITA ALMEYRA
Was browsing thru' my friend's photo album of her new-born daugter and oh-may gawd!... those cheeks has got to be one of the most chewable cheeks ever!!!.....

Arlita.. ur baby's sooooooo cute.. bleh cubit-cubit betul!..... but anyways, belated congratulations to you both on this extremely cute new-born..... :)

ROCK vs COUNTRY
hmmmm.... The results are out and it's ROCK vs COUNTRY!....... actually, i was really hoping to see Baby V in the finals!... i think it'll be more entertaining!...... Farm girl is juz too kampung lah... she can't dance.. she very kaku on stage... i can only imagine listening her on radio.. i really cannot see her performing on stage!....

Bo, on the other hand has this really great, great charisma in his voice... Ms Quirky dun like his second song last nite.. but I simply was in love with it!... it made my hair stand and tat got him the loudest clap and a standing ovation from me!......

my prediction: BO will win the title!..... well... at least i HOPE he wins the title...

AM BITCHING...
ok... i juz need to take a breather and take time off to bitch!..... i think today is gonna be a bad day.....

the day started off with a call from this stupid company (and i swear, after today, i'm NOT buying any of their products!).... the lady's sooooo fucking stupid, i tell u!... she asked for an approval letter which we're NOT going to give, btw... i spoke to her if it's possible to give her an email instead. And she said, ok... so, i emailed her our approval or some sort... very short, very simple!..... and still, she came back emailing me to email her a simple approval letter?!... FUCK lah!.... stupid *****-ean, funny accent, dun understand english bitch!.... uggggh!!!.....

and then, i receive another email from Ms Taik... congratulating me on my promotion!... OH MY GAWD!!!... to think that she STILL dun geddit?!... i dun freakin get it!...... i know i'm being a bitch here... but who the fuck cares?!..... i can't be a hypocrite JUST for her, rite?!..... how i wish i'm a bitch enuff person to write back to her and tell her:

Hi Taik, it's such a laff that by now, u STILL DUN GEDDIT!!....btw, thanks for the congrats note.. and plsssssss... do get it in your head that i dun like you and probably never will.... so plsssss.... dun try!.... it's NOT working, and never will!...

so apparently, i'm not... i'll not write that letter.. i dun wanna hurt her feelings.. as it is, her congrats note has oredi made me feel pretty bad... so, to be safe, not gonna reply... dun want her to get any wrong ideas, now, do i?.....

INVASION OF THE CURLS II
RosmAman, cis bedebah kau!... hahahhahaha...... as the saying goes, wat comes round, goes round.... so, there i was making fun at Akak Lin's curly wurlies... and today, i got slapped with my curls of the past!!.....

So, just to keep the record straight, this is a before and after picture of moi!.....

Ah-Mich can change picture for me, plssss???

Still tembam, but better than those curls!.... those "electrifying" curls of the past!!...... hahahahhaa...... and yes, i did something to the picture to make my resume look good!... hahahaha.... not ashamed to say tat!.... but in the first place, you weren't supposed to concentrate on my face.. juz the difference in hair, plsssss.... hehehehhee......

so yeah.... Akak Lin, we're tied... but thank god for rebond!!... :) i still dun understand why u'd want to curl your hair.. but oklah... the curls actually looked nice... i'm just not used to it!... and i juz simply HATE curls for wat it's done to me!....

oh!... and for those who may have misunderstood my previous entry on my "congratulations to moi"... *just like Ms Sinus*... for the record, congrats to moi for climbing up to a place i've soooo earned after getting my degree 1.5yrs ago!.... read: promotion.. not become a mak andam!... though, Ms Sinus, I'm flattered you think oh-so-highly of my make-up skills..... ;) hehehehehe....

SCOUTING FOR THAT PERFECT RING..
a solitaire to be exact... i'm now waiting for dearie... we're going on to search for my ring... y now?... coz it seemed that soo kee and lee hwa is having a 50% off on their solitaires... and i'm actually very late for their sale since it's been going on for a while it seemed!... and i don't want to lose out on the good buy!... hehehehhe....

we would have gotten it yesterday if it had not been for poor service.. so, hopefully, today - good service and a good, big diamond at reasonable price, plssssss...... ;D

INVASION OF THE CURLS!
Yesterday was a blast! - spending the nite away with my lovely girlfriends, their families/hubbies and the 2 cutie pies!.....

from the shock and surprise of the amazing curls on akak lin to the great food served on the table.. to the coveted first get-togethers for the guys in our lives minus a few other halves that weren't there... but yeah... all in all, a great nite!...

more pictures here...

Thanks sooo much for this successful get-together people!!.... we'll definitely have more of these!.... for now, we'll stick to wati's house for get-togethers.. soon, we'll go to akak lin's house... and then hopefully, the 2 brides to be will get their own house each and then, we've got 4 houses to go around!..... ;)

speaking of these get-togethers, Ms Sinus, bila kiter nak plan kiter punya get-together eh?... satu tu dah kena kick out... kiter dua aje tau yg kena dan boleh plan!.. hehehehe... tapi yg kena kick out tu, kasi kiter plan baik punya.. nanti kiter share eh...

FALLEN IDOL

Was watching it juz now and it's really hard to believe that Paula is innocent after that show... but i guess truth will come to light soon enuff.. if i had been one of the other contestants on the show who didn't make it to the top 12, i'd be damn angry.. oredi he didn't declare his arrest and then, this!..... and if Paula is guilty, she ought to be sack!.... shame on her for hitting on a guy who's like 12++ yrs her junior!..... gosh!... grow up!! that serenade was not what was meant to

CONGRATULATIONS TO MOI!
I was ecstatic after hearing the good news!.... it is now official.. all the waiting.. all the anxiety.. all has been cleared with that one piece of good news.. i juz have to sign on that dotted line..

Dearie wanted to celebrate.. so, we went for dinner at one of our favourite buffet dine, Siam Kitchen.. and there, i got a surprise!....

what could that be???... i wonder?....

A brush set!!!..... awwwww... soooo suuuuuweeeet!.....

thanks sayang!.... dinner's on me!...

no matter how unbranded this piece of brush set is, i love it!.. it's the tot that counts!.... it's not really unbranded - the brushes felt oh-sooooo-gooood!.... thanks for understanding my passion in pursuing my vanity!.... :) love u dear loads-loads!!!!.... *muaacks!*

SEPET
the day's been spent lazing away. on bed. with my cough syrup on hand. a fuzzy, wuzzy head. and all teared up!.... watched SEPET.. and wat a kejam show that is!... wicked!... in that fuzzy mind, i still manage to cry buckets! swearing yana for loaning me the show and more curses hurled at the writer for having come up with such an oh-so-wicked ending!!!.....

TIIIIIDAAAAAK!!!!... whoever's not watch it, i suggest you DO!.... it's nice to really be in character, and cry your guts out once in a while...

after that soapy show, i tot i needed a laff to bring myself out of my pathetic, sickly state... so, i did another run of sex and the city.... and gosh!.... the last season as sappy and soapy as the state i'm already in!.... teared again!!..... here and there.... caught American Idol and as if i wasn't oredi in a sappy mood, they had to show a sappy AMI today!... wat with the well-wishes from family members and that touching Vonzell moment!.... damn it!... that 1min V-moment have now officially made me yearn to know WHAT HAPPENED??!!!....

And then - Amazing Race!... FUCK!..... it's OFFICIAL! the next season, I will NOT support any teams!... coz for the 7th season running, NONE of my favourite team have won the competition!... speaking of which, Quirky Min and I have also realised that they're lacking of good-looking men to get into that competition... the best season yet was those 2 model-twins!... oooooh-laaaa-laaaaa... where's ALL the good-looking men, guys??...... c'mon... bring them in!... dun store them somewhere!...

URRRGH!...
I'm sick.. not feeling well. AGAIN!. i think there must be something wrong with me lah!..... ;(

Anyways, i'm juz wondering.. if someone comment on your good work, do you actually reply with a thank you?... but sending an email saying just Hi So-N-So, Thanks!!... ????..... farny rite??... hmmmm.....

and bcoz of this, i feel like i "spoil market"!.. ahhahahhaa....... i'm sure the rest of the committees would be cursing and swearing at me for coming up with that "ingenious" info kit!.. hey! i'm proud of the kit, k??.. hehehhe..... but only realise after that one email, that the rest didn't / have not done it and would have to follow my template.. kekkeke... errrr... too bad lah!....

one more thing - i manage to buy myself a lovely looking dress - one that Charlotte (Sex and the City) would wear for this "big thingie" that we have to attend and be ushers for!.... how much??... $20!!!.. such a bargain!!..... Quirky Min SHOULD have followed me shopping!... or maybe, should buy her that dress for her bday!... Min, when ur bday??

AKU MINAH KENTUT!
I have been farting. And it ain't nice!... my stomach feels bloated, my anus still gaseous and oh my!... i'm sooooooo minah-minah kentut!....

BUT yesterday, i was one happy woman!... wooooopeeee!..... as much as I hate to admit it, I was impressed with Shrek's performance on Wednesday nite. As much as I'd love to see him go, I feel that Antony had to be the one gone first - only based on Wed's performance. But the only difference with him and Shrek is, i can still take in 1 more week of his performance but I can't stand another week of Shrek's arrogance!... dick head!...

i really think that his arrogant sentence cost him one more week... and that oh-sooooooo-priceless moment.. as he held up his hands, thanking god? and saying "WOW! WOW!" while making his way to the seat, only to know a minute later, that he was in the bottom 2!... kua... kua... kua.... TAT had to be one of the few priceless moments of American Idol!..... BOOOOO!

AWAY and SICK!
Was away for my Indon trip to a much, much, much awaited "shoppping spree" for my wedding favours... and wat did i get??..... ZILCH!... instead, bagfuls of shit and vomit and a grouchy, gassy stomach!

soooooo suay!..... it was shopping for granny followed by trips to meet long-time pals, a LOT of makan, a massage treat from mum, followed by a LOT of makan (like there's no tomorrow - really!) and then..... followed a very, very SICK me!..... and that HAD to happen on the day I was due to go for my shopping spree!.... sucks big time!!!!....... i knew i shouldn't have gone.. told mum so.... but she told me - dun worry... sure got time to see your stuff!.... yeah! rite!!..... so there!.... i was rite... and so, i freakinly hope that she'll keep to her promise to give me another ticket ride to Jakarta after my "project".... and for THAT, i shall go alone (or maybe with dearie, if i can pujuk him to go along!) so i can concentrate on getting my stuffs first!... ahhahahaha......

but anyways, overall, the trip was great!.... a break!.... loads of food to gorge on and meeting up with Poetri - shout out to YOU! - HEY!!!..... (if she manage to get to this page) - was very welcoming indeed!... and wat a traffic-culture shock I got!... i forgot how terrible traffic was there.. and FUCK!... got a shock of my life!!.... really - the white, dotted lines have no meaning there!

CONSTANTINE vs SHREK
Got this email from an anonymous writer on why Shrek managed to win over Constantine.. wat a LAFF!!....

"Wonder why the world should deserve another blob of lard?"

Thursday night's result of the popular American Idol had left me wondering... why? Why is 'HE' still in while 'he' was out? One can formulate a hundredand one reasons to this disappointing question. But the truth lies in thefact that 'HE' has a bigger and fatter fan base... much fuller than Carries' hair during her disco night performance.

If you love the idiot box, think the couch is your soulmate and crispy chips your daily staple... then say hello club couch potatoes! You'll haveunlimited hours of TV entertainment, loads of greasy chips and time willnever be a constraint for anything more important other than casting votes. Unlike normal folks, who had to slog away their lives to monetary slavery... sight! Now, think Scott and you'll see the former... link that to the generalpopulation of America and you'll see why. Constantine, however, can't fly with similar feathers thus suffered a mortal death. His fans are just 'oh-so-normal'.

Now, who say obesity is a social stigma?