Ms CHEEBYEE BRAIN (CB)!
Received this email by my good friend Tee, complaining abt Ms CB!.....as usual, she irritates the hell out of ppl, with her silly self....
Incident 1: She wanted to delete a "transaction" which is in Modify mode! - Hellloooo!!...As the name suggests, it is in Modify! So basically, there's no need to delete this transaction, as you can modify it and use it for some other transactions! - LIKE DUUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!!
Incident 2: Tee wanted to send out a fax. Fax machine is sitting beside her...Following is the transcript of wat happened:
Tee: Ms CB, do I have to press a 9 before dialing the rest of the nos? (To call nos outside of the office, we have to press a 9 first before the phone nos. Hence, his confusion)
Ms CB: No need, press 6! What's the no?
Tee: 6xxxxxxx
Ms CB: YAH! Press 6 lor! Tee! You very SOTONG leh!!
A few minutes later, she strutted in to Tee's office saying that the fax didn't go through coz he "pressed wrongly" and hence this angry mail from Tee to me!....I cannot stop laughing hysterically, reading this email coz I've never seen him sooooo angry before.....
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Email from Tee
DAMN BLOODY CHEE ..... BY!!! Your friend ... Ms Cheeby brain ... Called me Sotong just now ... So loudly some more ... so what if I'm not sure about faxing ... like I always sit beside the damn bloody machine whole day and do faxing like Ms stinky breathe ... She thinks she's such a smarty pants ... got Guiness whole award for faxing the most documents to ppl ...
WAH LAO ... I'm going to vomit blood liao ... SHE DAMN CHEEEEEEEEEEE BY ... Now She come and tell me another thing ... WAH LAO ... I wonder why such ppl exist ... their existence in this world is to irritate ppl like us ... so our live can be more miserable ... like it's not miserable already ... I think "BOSS" employ her to irritate us so all of us can have nervous breakdown ... That's why they say goverment sectors are stepping stone ... So we can be trained to be more tolerant to ppl who's brains are implanted into their damn stinky Cheeby and accuse innocent normal smart and beautiful ppl like us ... so we can be better citizens to the country ... Think this is like a conspiracy planned by the goverment ... their way to 'build a better nation' so to speak !!!
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Well, Tee, a word of consolation, she "brightens" up our day with her normal silly self!....admit it lah...without her, our lives would be soooo dull!!...hahhaha...like i said, we shall do a replica of Grammy Award for our year-end party, the American Idol style, and we'll see if she receives the most no. of votes for The Most Blur/Irritating in the Office!...hahhahaa......Eh! I'm seriously considering this leh!!.....hahahahhaa.....*if I'm still here at the end of the year, that is! :D*
Disclaimer: Names have been replaced to protect the privacy of the people involved ie save face for them lor!!
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