Saw a big bar of eaten nougat sitting on a colleague's desk.
Whiner: Can I have some?
Colleague: Sure.
Whiner: (looking at the nougat) EEEeeee!!... why like slimy-slimy one??..with lots of saliva? (ya-di-da-di-da....she whines)
Colleague: I've eaten into it so did E......
Whiner: Eeeee!...You guys actually share it? Ok..i'll wait till it's drier with less saliva... (ya-di-da-di-da...)
Conclusion: That's not yours in the first place. You've got a choice to NOT eat it if you don't want to...Don't whine as if you owe my colleague a favour by eating it!......
THE SELFISH, STINGY BITCH!
SB wasn't invited for lunch but came out for lunch nevertheless... We were at KFC. Reached there, complained that she don't eat oily stuff, how "too much" we are to choose KFC for lunch, ya-di-da-di-da...... After lunch, wanted to go to a supermarket but wanted to walk (note: under the hot sun with NO "real roads" leading to it bcoz of all the construction happening around) instead of taking a bus! AND expected us to follow walk too!!...... LIKE HALLLOOOO?!!...how fucking selfish can you be?!.... juz bcoz you don't want to part with your measly $0.63, don't think tat we wanna "suffer" with you too!!..... BITCH!!
THE PLAYBOY WANNABE!
HIM: Hey, are you the MST here?
ME: errrrm....NO?....
HIM: Oh....you look like her
ME: (in my head - "Do I look 33 to you?!") errrrm....NOLAH!!...
HIM: Oooooh!!...i'm interested to be an MST...ya-di-da-da... (yeah! rite bro!..you juz told my friend a few days back, something else! HAH! Gotcha!!)
ME: *acts interested but NOT at all!*
HIM: What's your name?
ME: Emilia
HIM: errr... not Emilia Contessa rite? haha.. (lame bro! LAME!) I'm Y by the way.. *shakes hands*
ME: errmmm.....
Conclusion: DO NOT
1) try to "pick up a girl" at the canteen.
2) use such a LAME and OLD "Emilia Contessa" thingie
3) use the same tactic, making "small conversations" AND using the same script with a girl when you did so, on the girlfriend juz a few days before!... read: white lies may juz slip.... hehehe....
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