Thursday, July 27, 2006

REVIEWS..
The following is my comments on the Idols wannabe. Words used may be harsh but are really meant as wake-up call to the contestants. Ardent supporters of any of the Idols are to read the following takes with maturity. You've been warned... ;)

1. Jay - too stiff. can't dance and not smooth enuff for the song. though i must say his voice was good!.. but ney... didn't work it for me lah...

2. Rahimah - pretty good.. but wat's with that tiny tiara and netted gloves??.. a real confusion - u trying to be the rock princess, perhaps???...

3. Joakim - u can't sing bro! so thank god for your showmanship and good looks!.. it covers all the "glitches" in ur singing ability.

4. Hady - still my favourite.. my 60cents go to you!!!.... i think u manage to choose the right songs for that voice of yours!!... well done!!... ;)

5. Emilie - actually, u did improve quite a bit!!.. but i dun like that stick.. and u still have that nasal-getai kinda voice and look that i dun like!!.... definitely not idol material..

6. Paul - i think u cannot cut off that fringe coz i dun think u look good with ur eyes "open"!... i cannot help but compare your Moondance version with Taufik's version.. totally nowhere near how he had sang it!.. and he did superbly marvelous with the song!... try harder!

7. Jonathan - another monotonous song!... zzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz...... but i can see all the girls "falling" for that muka ada sikit punya mandi look yesterday!

8. Jasmine - weakest contestant (from day 1), no melody, no ooomph.. deserve to be ousted this week!

9. Nurul - i thought she did well. even if she had sounded like a lounge singer (as claimed by Ken), she's BETTER than Jasmine - anyone dare to challenge that fact??

10. Mathilda - definitely the BEST for the night!... powerful lungs u have there, dear.. congrats!!..

On to a more delectable reality tv series - Project Runway!... gosh!.. really feel like slapping that Santino!... poor Nick!.. Santino's plain fucking lucky that he's got in!.. Stewpid Kara didn't say anything abt the seams falling off and those things that got glued on!.... stewpid, stewpid, Kara!... i would lovvveee for Daniel to win it!.. but blardy hell, i have to watch Miss Universe, and if i'm right, Daniel's not the winner!!!... blardy hell!!!!.......

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